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a little sensitive aren't we shorty?

you must have a few large bags of rice in your house.

well when you think about it, a larger family would tend to have a larger bag of rice. however, something that my friend whose in the army told me. when he went to texas, all the ate was potatoes as his starch. i guess that's another stereotype for the white people. they love their potatoes like we love our rice.

side note, i'm more of a bread person.

raverboy

Rice is the best stuff on Earth. Anyone who disagrees is gay.

rice isn't the best thing on earth. pussy is...

rice is probably just the most versatile food known to man.

raverboy

i love rice.

i have large bags of rice in my house too.

mexican rice is gooooooooooooooooooood.

raverboy

mmmmm you haven't had mexican rice until you've had mine. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is all i'm sayin.

I like rice, but when I was growing up, we never ate it because it reminded my dad of maggots.

see, i know that people eat visually, but they shouldn't hate on something until they've tried it. honestly, imagine the first time that you seen a mount of baked beans?? or better yet, imagine the first guy to eat some raw oysters....mmmmmmmmm.

right now i could go for some pintos and cheese, but that probably wouldn't go well with my sore throat.

raverboy

If pussy didn't reek so damn bad it would be a contender for best thing on Earth. Plus pussies have all that superfluous crap attached to them that you've got to please and entertain before you can have any fun.

well it's the same with rice or any other food for that matter. you have to clean and cook it before you get any pleasure out of it... unless it's a fruit that you can eat as is like a berry of some sort.

besides, i dunno why you complain, you don't have to eat the pussy to get it all buttered up. what do you do when you're items don't fit into your luggage?? beat it up a bit and make it work for you right??

raverboy

i am ... FUBAR

fubar??? explanation please??

raverboy

1. fubar


F.U.B.A.R. is an acronym for:

1. F*cked up beyond all reason.
2. F*cked up beyond all recognition.
3. F*cked up beyond all repair.

See ****

All usage derived from the military.

1. This mission is FUBAR.
2. He got hit with a mortar and now he's FUBAR.
3. Holy shit! That tank's FUBAR.

Basically, I was just drunk ...

well.. so as i was saying, i got sick this past week and now that the weekend is here, everyone is quite busy. f*ck, all i want is some friends to party with me for my bday, but i am also getting quite old so i'm used to it.

dammit, being sick sucks.

raverboy