What Annoyed you today

I had to make a collection call to this old geezer born in 1938. He kept interrupting me asking me why I was calling. I said very clearly, "I'm trying to get into that with you." He hears that as, "I'm trying to get INTIMATE with you." WTF, gramps? Really? He just kept going from there. Asking me what I'm into and, "Lets get to it, baby." Sick. Finally I led him away from that noise and he has to tell me how he can't pay any of his bills as he is only left with $55 dollars at the end of every month and that, "I wipe with brown colored socks, dear. What do you want me to do?"


FML.

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Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I'm annoyed with female friends who seem to think that just because I'm a male I should pay for lunch/dinner whatever. I had it twice in a row over the last two days. I went to lunch with a friend from uni, we finish and order the cheque and she goes, "oh sorry, I don't have any cash." And yesterday, The Seductress did the same thing, "oh sorry I don't have any cash on me,". Alright then, will I just pay for you, shall I?

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You should throw back, "Shit, I don't have any cash on me either!"

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Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

You should throw back, "Shit, I don't have any cash on me either!"

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I wonder for how long they will remain friends after that

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Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I'm annoyed with female friends who seem to think that just because I'm a male I should pay for lunch/dinner whatever. I had it twice in a row over the last two days. I went to lunch with a friend from uni, we finish and order the cheque and she goes, "oh sorry, I don't have any cash." And yesterday, The Seductress did the same thing, "oh sorry I don't have any cash on me,". Alright then, will I just pay for you, shall I?

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Don't your friends have credit cards?

I don't know, I didn't to say, "well you put your half on your credit card then," to be fair, The Seductress is usually pretty good. Often we take turns shouting. But that chick from uni does it every f-cking time

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Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I don't know, I didn't to say, "well you put your half on your credit card then," to be fair, The Seductress is usually pretty good. Often we take turns shouting. But that chick from uni does it every f-cking time

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Give her the boot.

Who the hell carries cash anymore? I have it on me once in a blue moon, but plastic is my weapon.

Will you buy me lunch if I come visit you????????

Does she think you are dating?

I am very uncomfortable going out to eat with someone, even a date, without having enough money for at least myself.

I have been sucked into this show called, "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant." Its absolutely insane how these women fail to realize they are pregnant, even up to the point where the baby is coming out of them. I guess I could maybe see where a young girl who's never given birth before would be naive about the process or even in denial about it. Some of these women though have multiple children and still can't figure out that they are not having an appendicitis attack but another baby. Blows my mind.

You know what chafes my ass? How people are such germophobes over here. I get scolded every time I forget to put my 'house slippers' on when I walk into the house. Today I got scolded because I didn't have a pair of 'backyard slippers' for when I want to walk to the pool. The entire backyard is covered with concrete and the pool is outside. Why in the hell does it matter whether I wear slippers to and from the pool? And what's wrong with wearing my jeans when I sit down on furniture? How come I have to vacuum and mop the floor every week? How come I am 'supposed' to bathe 2-3 times every day? It makes my skin sore! It literally chafes my ass!

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Originally Posted by QueenofCorona [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I have been sucked into this show called, "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant." Its absolutely insane how these women fail to realize they are pregnant, even up to the point where the baby is coming out of them. I guess I could maybe see where a young girl who's never given birth before would be naive about the process or even in denial about it. Some of these women though have multiple children and still can't figure out that they are not having an appendicitis attack but another baby. Blows my mind.

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lol.. how is it possible not to notice? I mean, unless you are extremely obese, your belly will grow.

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Originally Posted by QueenofCorona [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I have been sucked into this show called, "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant." Its absolutely insane how these women fail to realize they are pregnant, even up to the point where the baby is coming out of them. I guess I could maybe see where a young girl who's never given birth before would be naive about the process or even in denial about it. Some of these women though have multiple children and still can't figure out that they are not having an appendicitis attack but another baby. Blows my mind.

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My daughter was watching that crap last night. It's marginally better than "16 and Pregnant", but not by much. Shows like that depress me. I hate to think that the rest of the world is watching that and forming opinions about Americans based on that.

I am REALLY annoyed that my boss' husband walks around the office barefoot. He wears old t-shirts to work and wears dude shorts all summer long. He's one of those people who moved here from the East coast because he wanted to be casual and considers it a measure of his success that he can dress any way he wants.

He looks like a retired guy. So unprofessional.

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Originally Posted by doppelgaenger [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

You know what chafes my ass? How people are such germophobes over here. I get scolded every time I forget to put my 'house slippers' on when I walk into the house. Today I got scolded because I didn't have a pair of 'backyard slippers' for when I want to walk to the pool. The entire backyard is covered with concrete and the pool is outside. Why in the hell does it matter whether I wear slippers to and from the pool? And what's wrong with wearing my jeans when I sit down on furniture? How come I have to vacuum and mop the floor every week? How come I am 'supposed' to bathe 2-3 times every day? It makes my skin sore! It literally chafes my ass!

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Who is forcing all of this on you? Your wife? It IS unreasonable, well most of it anyway. The only part that makes sense is the regular vacuuming and mopping. everything else seems rather obsessive compulsive.

I am annoyed that I had yet another dream that I cheated on my wife. Last night it was a curvy spanish chick I dreamed about.