My effing next door neighbor has been feeding my dog their table scraps. That explains why she has smelled like toxic waste lately. I was getting really worried. We're very careful about what we feed her and always have been, which is a big part of why she's in such good shape for a 13-year-old dog, but now, Mr. Gonzales is tossing french toast and crap like that over the fence to her. I busted him the other day and said, "Hey! Don't feed my dog your garbage!" but what's to stop him from doing it when I'm at work?
I am surrounded on all sides by some of the worst neighbors I've ever had.