shit, that me chuckle. although it is pretty painful.
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shit, that me chuckle. although it is pretty painful.
Why is this a topic?
Normally, 80 percent of the posts make me go tl;dr. This one makes me go "What specifics are you looking for?"
There is no criteria to base my response off of. Other than;
"I enjoy sex. What exactly makes you squeemish about it? Or are you asexual?"
I blew my husband last night in bed and woke up with dick breath. That happens a lot, actually. Heh heh.
Ok, so you think that oral sex is disgusting. Whatever, to each their own, but KISSING? Kissing is disgusting? Do you live in a sterile house wearing tissue boxes for shoes having nightmares about germs? You sound like a freak. Don't worry about sex or kissing or oral sex because I guarantee you won't be having any anytime soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mard [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
wth is dick breath? I've never heard of this phenomenon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Funny, I was thinking the same thing. Maybe she meant 'cum breath'?
Really? "Dick breath" was some kind of inscrutable colloquialism to you guys?
LOL,
well unless it was packed in rubber tightie-whites all day with no room to bath- that was the only thing I could think of and shuddered a touch.
Then Incongnito said "Cum Breath" and it made sense.
Something about the word "dick" doesn't make penis seem attractive to me. It's word association on my part.
or giga... maybe you just got some bad hygienes hahaha...
raverboy
Disgusting is just relative to the situation. Sure, I know there are more bacteria in her mouth than on almost anything else around me. I have obsessive compulsive disorder, so I think about that shit.
Until she takes her shirt off. By the time her lips are wrapped around my cock, my obsession has mysteriously vanished every time. As soon as I realize she might just do it again if I eat her out, I totally forget how many bacteria are down there, too.
The point is, the sight and touch of females are hypnotizing. If you can think about how dirty her mouth is when you're looking into her eyes with your penis inside of it, and those pretty lips are working to please you, you are an incredible person with astounding mental powers.
Either that, or you're gay.
Gay would be more disgusting, wouldn't it ?Quote:
Originally Posted by SirWagginston [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Like someone else mentioned, asexual is more like it :D
Well I don't know about the rest of you but I could go for a bj right about now...and maybe a sandwich...both would be amazing.
...I'll probably just be getting the sandwich.
Girls what would you do if your'e giving a guy a blow job and suddenly without warning he starts pissing in your mouth, would you get mad? i am just wondering about this.
^^^^ umm... you really need to do your research before you ask these kinda questions. the urine canal is different than the semen canal. AND when you're about to bust your nut, the urinal canal is shut off...
now back to the blow jobs.... where can i get one?
raverboy
I do believe most women would be pissed if you began to pass urine into their throat in the middle of a bj...thats a quick way for you to never get a bj again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mard [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]