If you piss in the tub/shower you, probably, also piss in the pool or hot tub.
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If you piss in the tub/shower you, probably, also piss in the pool or hot tub.
I don't want to try and explain why. Don't ask. Shower too, yes. Never in standing water; bath, hottub, pool. River fine, lake bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by RSK
Dude I had to piss in the sink before...
I was still kinda drunk from just passin out a few hours ago... my roommate's dad was stayin with us, he was in our bathroom in the shower... I had to piss real bad... so what's the first thing that pops into my drunk mind...? The sink.
Yeah, anywhere it runs quickly away from point of origin is fine.
Yeah, and if you've ever been in a public bathroom at a concert or sporting event, the sink is the spot. Or a garbage can if its somewhat out of sight. I'm not waiting in line to pee. Gotta do what ya gotta do. I've pissed everywhere, lol, just about. I just hate holding it.
I pissed off my balcony at an old apartment. Damn, did it leave the point of origin quickly. A neighbor walking below didn't think it was fine though. Guess its all a matter of perspective. **** it. It was a cold day out there, my pee was warm. She should have been grateful.Quote:
Originally Posted by whaywardj
LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rosebud
How wonderful, Circle. Now you can say "piss on her" in any context with a deeper appreciation of its meaning.
ugh, Circle that's just wrong!!!
That's it - I am never coming to visit you...Quote:
Originally Posted by CircleC
...I can change... :smug:Quote:
Originally Posted by shh!
Here's mine: I'm a kid, staying with an aunt and some cousins in another town. It's about 10:00 PM and pitch dark around our house, which is on a big lot surrounded by trees. I gotta pee. Go to the bathroom door. It's locked. One of the girl cousins is taking a bath. So, I go to the back door to pee off the steps into the yard. I pull it out and let loose. All of sudden, this shape erupts up and sputtering out of the darkness by the steps. Scared the hell out of me and I jerked around to run, spraying pee in all directions, which only made the shape sputter louder and flail about more violently.
Turns out, one of my buddies had intended to slip in the back door and surprise me. He'd been crouching in the dark by the steps, waiting for me to leave. When I let loose with my pee, I'd hit him right in the face. When I'd turned to run, he'd jumped in the very direction he needed to for me to spray him again.
LOL!!!! Oh my!!!!! I couldn't help but laugh at that one!
That's way better than my story. Especially because yours is probably true, Hayward.
But this is true. When I was a kid, I walked in my sleep alot. Once my mom had to run and grab me up before I started peeing on the stereo in the living room. She says she saw me walking slowly through the living room and didn't want to disturb me.(Isn't that what they say to do with people who sleepwalk?) But when she saw me drop my PJ bottoms, she knew she had to get me to the bathroom. I never woke up though.
What? You didn't like her taste in music?