Relax steve, I'm just trying to perfect my pimp slapQuote:
Originally Posted by Steve2004 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
*slaps steve again*
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Relax steve, I'm just trying to perfect my pimp slapQuote:
Originally Posted by Steve2004 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
*slaps steve again*
-chops your balls off-Quote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
umm... personally i wouldn't want the slapping sound against my ass, thighs, legs, or anywhere in denim to sound better than any girl in denim.
raverboy
OMGQuote:
Originally Posted by Steve2004 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Steve just stole my manhood
...whattie what? oh by the way, you know that last alcoholic beverage you consumed? I drugged it...when you wake up you'll just have a headache...Quote:
Originally Posted by Illusional [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
oh and we'll also be married. :/ sorry, this was the only way
hehe... Giggity giggity giggity GONE!Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve2004 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
fyi, i'm drinking heinekins at the time if you must know..Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve2004 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
secondly, being married is the last thing that you want right now, unless, you want a lifetime of pure orgasmic, soft, and extremely satisfying sex.. ok so i lied, it wont' be soft, but everything else i will fullfill.
raverboy
oh. you're right. nevermind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Illusional [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I'm drinking some Jose Cuervo right now, and I'm considering taking another few shots and settling down into a comfy slumber. Will you tuck me in ?
depends on who you're referring to.
Jose Cuervo is tucking me in tonight. But before I go to bed I am reading an erudite chemistry text that will make me feel better. Goodnight
yup, onto the next book.. i wonder which chapter i'll fall unto next.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve2004 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
raverboy
yea i'm gonna hit the sack too. have fun with your chemistry text DM..and illusional, if you change your mind about letting me pay you for sex..lemme know.
i told you, i'm not for sale.. i'm trying win your heart like an honest man.. hey, im' trying something new so gimme some slack.. sweet dream there little one. muhahah
raverboy
alright FIIIIINE. honest man. pfft.Quote:
Originally Posted by Illusional [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]