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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM"]YouTube - Show Me Your Genitals[/ame]
Hey gorgeous.., I missed you.. great to see you back ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I don't see a friend request by you btw.. :mad:
While we're on the topic..
That just shows how much you care about me :(
You don't even love me enough to look through all the John Smiths to find me :upset:
You're the worst girlfriend ever! :P
We're not friends anymore! :tough:
I'm posting, texting, calling, and e-mailing you to tell you that I'm mad and ignoring you! :french:
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5 to 6 hours?! What was she doing? Took bath, shaved, Putting on foundations, eyeshadow, eyeliner, lipstick, lipliner, blush, hair extensions, curl her hair extensions, her eyelash extensions, raid her closet for the "perfect" outfit, find the "perfect" shoes for her perfect outfit, model in front of the mirror to make you she looks perfect?Quote:
Originally Posted by HUNT3R [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
My advice: date someone who looks more natural?
"What Women Do That Make Men Go Crazy?"
Take off their clothes.
Give blowjobs on the first date.
Invite their sexy friend to join in.
Not talk.
I thought you guys liked it when we didn't talk? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gribble [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
No, no, no. I meant it's crazy good when they don't talk. Not crazy bad.
Basically watch a porno and try to model your life after it. For example, if you must speak keep it limited to praising your boyfriend's penis.
I'm confused...why don't you come over and show me how it's done?
When all else fails, do thisQuote:
Originally Posted by ican [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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Lol, that's the thing. She was naturally beautiful anyway. I love the natural look with minimum make-up. Thanks for the advice, but I've moved on, it was 4 years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by lastwish [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Well, what drives men crazy about women? Hmm. Giggling is highly annoying. Being late to be manipulative is annoying. Not holding utensils correctly is embarrassing...its embarrassing to have to sit across the table from her. Talking to me like I'm one of her girlie-friends...discussing feelings, etc...having diarrhea of the mouth.
American women, I will agree, are generally a pain in the ass and not overly intellectual. A generalization, but there's truth to what's being said. But, things foreign aren't always a vast improvement. Thanks to globalisation, everyone gets infected with American media and its role models.
Is that the ideal? Gosh, I hope not...unmuscular thighs, pale, and looks like she might have some issues behind those eyes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mishanya [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I think he's talking about the "pose".., and not the actual girl..Quote:
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It's a really sexy pose to see a girl in.. Doesn't really look that great on girls who aren't thin enough and don't have the body for it.. But wow does it look feminine and sexy for girls that do..
I can think of things to do to have a man "bust a nut". ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ican [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Awww yeah I'm hard now!
I don't know man, I like her look. My type.Quote:
Originally Posted by CAM [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]