ROFL...
ok.. that brings me to another question... clean up crew... what happens when you need the "towel".... do you get up and get it or do you make the other one go??
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ROFL...
ok.. that brings me to another question... clean up crew... what happens when you need the "towel".... do you get up and get it or do you make the other one go??
Is it just the first couple times or is that a constant desire?
Oh yea WHO gets the towel? Well I'll get it but I make it nice and warm...nothing worse than getting a DRY towel...what the hell...my putang is hot and probably soar so make the effort of giving me a towel thats either nice and cold to cool the cooter or a warm wet towel to soothe the pulsating!
ROFL.. and no ruff towels either.. damn, that smarts
what kind of towels does your man have in his closest girl?
towels???? Where can I find a man that will actually get me a towel? This is surreal.
100% egyption cotton .. the best.. nice and soft.. you could always make sure to wash them with fabric softener .. lol...
Its the little things in life that make me happy...
... soft towel.., condom disposal done solo... ... lol
Damn...all my towels are the ones I stole for the Holiday Inn.
the condom thing? well I dont care about that one...but you wont catch me taking it off with my mouth! Hell Id rather swallow fresh!
Ewww...that's just nasty!
what about when he leaves it on the dressing table, doesn't tell you about it and you wake up to it the next morning, staring you in the eye...
oh ewwwwwwww Breezy...thats damn NASTY! omg thats the grossest! oh yea!
Let me see: sleepin in the wet spots? Who gets the wet spots?
A part said by Jim C. from Liar Liar...
Woman: Hmmm...that was incredible, was it good for you? ;)
*Jim looks over with a pleasing grin* :D
Jim: I've had better... :cool:
*Surprising "Holy shit" :horror: look, then smack!*
ROFL!!!
Yea Iron is a neat freak-hell we were in a HOTEL and he picked up everything...well I dont think I wouldve left the used condoms around but...HEY WE HAD SEX! Damn lots of it too! It was sooo good.
Oh oops back to class-sorry mental thoughts there.
Ok-Dont buttf*ck me and then expect me to suck your cock! Thats just gross DONT ever ask!
LOL Innova......that was funny. But she asked for it by asking him in the first place. Biatch! Yes, nothing like a good lie after sex to save you from a good smack!
Holy Crap Squirrel! You DO come up with them! LoL