Q: Whats my name bitch?
A: Jesus Christ
:)
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Q: Whats my name bitch?
A: Jesus Christ
:)
Mommy, am I a naughty boy? do you like your little boys cock inside your pussy?
All of the ones I can think of even make me blush a bit.
What's a strange one that isn't mildly disturbing.. umm..
Her: "Slap me across the face. HARD."
Me: "No thank you."
Oh.
Her: "I can't believe she's getting married before me... let's go **** on her wedding dress."
Wasn't actually during sex but was pretty funny.
Her: Bite me hard.
Me: (biting a bit harder on her nipple)
Her: I said HARDER, you prick!
Me: (I chomp down, ready to taste blood and get a bandaid.)
Her: Oooooh, **** yeah!
Me: O.o
And that was my introduction to pain and sex. Odd, but, it really got her going.
Another one. I'm a bit loud when I climax, so I was in a hotel, and they had this small dense pillow. When I was cumming I grabbed it and put it over my mouth, and just let loose. When finished and exhausted, I said "That makes a great screaming pillow." :)
Yeah, that would have been pretty funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicholas_V [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Why? Because I said it was my wife? If it makes you feel better, she wasn't at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by CAM [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
No, it was just the writing style. Wasn't meant to be a slight...it was just an observation.Quote:
Originally Posted by HeartIsAching [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Cool, just curious. Actually, wife was curious. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by CAM [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
So this was a Catholic raised girl, my next fantasy involves having a Muslim girl give me oral sex while wearing a HijabQuote:
Originally Posted by erik [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
:)
Edit- someone might actually do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by erik [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
My friend once told me about how she was spanked during sex, then she said "Haha, that tickles!"
I have no clue if that was true, but I laughed at that at the time.
"Oh baby, yeah! Shake that bear!"
Google it.
"Ride me princess!" by far the weirdest thing to be called lol
After really good sex I laugh loudly strange but true
whats wrong with that? u should be flattered..Quote:
Originally Posted by NytNrs&Mmartist [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Yes, the "L" word. My gf says, "I love your cock" all the time and recently said, "I'd love to be with you."
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpEA5QGYJFQ]YouTube - ‪Mickey & Sylvia - Love Is Strange‬‏[/url]