Da wife also sez:
Eating cookies in bed is fine if you dip them in milk first... then the crumbs stay in the glass. :D
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Da wife also sez:
Eating cookies in bed is fine if you dip them in milk first... then the crumbs stay in the glass. :D
Dutch ovens are a no no
Your wife is a very wise woman :DQuote:
Originally Posted by HeartIsAching [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
dont do the rusty trombone or the clevland steamer..
heres one you can do...
Start doing her doggy style.. then call her by a different womans name.. now she's gonna try and get you off of her... ride her like a dirty bronco for as long as you can... good luck... lol
Do spend money on good pillows.
Don't hog all the blanket.
:p
Never do the brown neck tie or the angry dragon either.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkHelmet82 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
That's called Rodeo Sex. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by DarkHelmet82 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Ahhh, so THIS is married life :PQuote:
Originally Posted by MaidenMinx [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Do not sleep diagonally.
Don't draw a line on the bed and then say..."That's your side and this is mine. Stay."
Don't sneeze. Last time that happened I phlegmed a big greeny all over her tits, yo.
Or The Bucking BroncoQuote:
Originally Posted by HeartIsAching [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Oh EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! This made me mini-spew.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiechi [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Which was probably the best part of you gone...Ha HaQuote:
Originally Posted by Kiechi [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
^ It's alright, your mother didn't mind.
Don't ask him what a 'dirty sanchez' is, you might not like it...(then again!)