Pain - Childbirth Vs. A Kick in the Nuts

So? Still funny! :P

man flu is worse than either of them,,,,am i right lads.

old thread

duhh childbirth

Childbirth. Contractions. It burns when the head comes out for some people, imagine that.

This debate has raged for countless generations, usually championed by young males who've not been party to the full experience of childbirth.

Don't feel I'm preaching lads, because up until a few years ago, I was right there with you. I was on the front lines, fighting for the recognition of exactly how painful a smack in the nuts can feel. The blood curdling feeling that starts with numbness, but somehow permeates to every nerve ending in your body. I was a true believer. I was fundamentalist nut supporter.

Then my wife had our second child, and midway through the delivery, just, what I thought, was moments away from the birth, the midwifes started talking about whether they needed to cut my wife. Which rather confused me. I thought some form of gang warfare was going on. But it was too late. The suction cap was on my child's head, and it was coming out and it was coming out now. Which resulted in, what was called, a 3rd degree tear.

Now, we're all generally adults here, and we know female anatomy. Between the vaginal opening and the anus, there is a wall of flesh. A 3rd degree tear, and I cannot apologise enough to the women reading this, is where that wall of flesh rips, and the vaginal opening and the anus become, essentially, one hole.

So, anyone thinking that being kicked in the nuts is more painful than childbirth, I can only suggest that you try tearing a new hole between your nut sack and your butt, because that's what we're up against.

Frankly lads. they've got us beat all ends up here. Best to retire gracefully from the battlefield, because we are vastly outnumbered in terms of pain.

debate?! It was a Joke!