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It's pathetic. Compounded by the fact that I'm already irritated by things that have a greater influence on my life than baseball should ever have on anyone's. I feel like that dude that has to sit on the phone listening to his girlfriend babble for 3 hours about nothing. Ugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Yeah, that pot head is texting me. I find it annoying, but I decided to **** with her mind a little bit.
You should copy her texts and send them back as responses to everything she sends you.
That's a good idea, but I'll wait and save that for a girl I actually like.
I'm thinking of something else I could do...
Bent the PTO shaft on the bush hog. John won't get pissed but I still hate breaking stuff...I feel bad and I'll have to fix it.
I enjoyed this. Haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilliams2 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
You perv...of course now I'm laughing...when you hear something all the time you almost forget how perverse it can sound.Quote:
Originally Posted by lahnnabell [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
...no I'm not sexually assaulting wild boars.
It took me a while to understand why my g/f was cracking up when I said I needed to buy a nut driver.
Good news...my gf loves to cook and she is amazing at it.
Bad news...my pants are getting tighter.
Hmmm, you need to poop ?Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilliams2 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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You pooped already?
This girl called me really really early this morning asking for her friend. She knew she had the wrong number (admitted it) but continued to call me. ****ing bitch. I'm going to prank call her in the middle of the night, asking her what she charges by the hour.
Nope...this is something I've noticed since dating her in about 2 months I've gained 7 lbs....I'm gonna have to talk to her about not feeding me all the time....she is gonna kill me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Petit Papillon [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I made my bf so fat that he needed to do the Dukan's Diet to lose weight . Lol life hehe
I'm trying to book a flight to Georgia for my sister's wedding, but the cheapest seats I can find are for around $650. I was hoping it would cost something like $300. It was a few weeks ago, anyway. I am thinking about taking a greyhound lol
If you PM Hc he might let you use his monthly passQuote:
Originally Posted by doppelgaenger [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]