i'll take shots of anything..
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i'll take shots of anything..
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Originally Posted by Lite [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I wouldn't want a dick made of chocolate. It would melt the first time I gave him a bj (but gawd what a yummy bj that would be) or had sex.
I think it would be a man with a sufficiently sized dick that ejaculated chocolate. And money. But not at the same time.
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Originally Posted by bluesummer [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Pissed money and ejaculated chocolate? You'd have money often and chocolate when you want!
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Originally Posted by Aeradalia [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
EXACTLY. :D
You ladies are giving me the painful feeling of quarters and crisp benjamins passing through my urethra :(
Uhh no..I think THEY like that. eh, I like her to do some of the work. Scratch that...make it most. ..Scratch that, make it all. She can squeeze strawberry juice out of her pussy while she sits on my face. Also a chick that understands that even though I have money, she isn't getting a dime of it. Relationships are about exchanging bodily fluids and not cash.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mishanya [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
A man's perfect woman...on the 40 y/o side of this question...I'd have to say: smart, a good conversationalist, witty, a nice companion, attractive, a partner who's willing to live elsewhere and not mess up my house or life, and we go out maybe once a month or so...she has her own life. No offense, I'm just a bachelor and once a month is more than enough of visiting. If she were in her late 30s or 40s, then it wouldn't be such a bad thing if she'd had a hysterectomy and was incapable of conceiving a child. In ten more years, I'll be ready for the early 30's woman who wants a child, raises it, and leaves me to putter around the house or home office.
The last line was a joke...I can't imagine reproduction...period. I'm curious how I'll fill the next 50-60 years (my relatives regularly live in to their 90s and beyond); but a child in today's world....
Shining armor music...aka music from the vomitorium...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj_NjLBPotQ"]YouTube - Kenny Rogers - Lady[/ame]
I like that song. ^
Okay, I admit that I like it, too. :)
My current ex and I were in that same situation.
Given my family's past, I have extreme anxiety issues about money and family. My father and I are estranged. I've told him what he and I need to do to work toward a healthy relationship, but any time he sees that there is work involved he bails and avoids contacting me. This hurts like a bitch.
My boyfriends have done the same. Occasionally my recent ex would "freak out" over our relationship, wondering if he made the right choice, and "What if it's all wrong?!" type of attitude. In response, I calmly listened and reassured him that this was normal. It's normal to question things and go through moments of insecurity. This only freaked him out more! He wondered how I could be so calm and self-assured. I would ask him, "What good would it do to have both of freaking out over this?" This has more to do with his lack of experience in relationships and my overabundance. I've been through it so many times that I've learned what I need to do to remain sane in relationships. He wasn't ready to be on board with that. So, I moved on. I realized that I couldn't change him; he has to want to change.
You can't change a person that easily. And, at the end of it, all you have done is wasted your own life.
Omg, thats just so me and my ex. We are friends now, but I still see him like a knight. Its because even now when I am in distress i call him to cry and scream. He does everything to cheer me up. On the contrary, after him I met another young man. He was always in trouble. He asked me for help all the time and I was always there for him. In the end, he cheated on me. Relationships are so complicated.
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Originally Posted by cello [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
They're not complicated at all.
People that f*ck them up are generally just insecure about something.