How do I pull an older lady???

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Originally Posted by toyboy [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I will have my own porn movie then :D

I think you have been hurt by a younger guy

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You're hard work... you are setting your sights way to high at this stage of your life. At the age of 20, I dont know how you could be over women your age ? I think a cougar would eat you for breakfast.... sorry champ.

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyy [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Dunno why people are telling you not to lie. LIE, LIE LIE LIE. Sure you have to pull it off well and be congruent with the lie but it works. FACT. I've literally watched the tension melt off chicks faces after assuring them I was 26, when they were 30, instead of saying I was 20 or w/e. Being closer to their age fits better into their reality of a guy they'd wanna bang, and the kind of guy their peer group would not judge them for banging.

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Yup, player... devilish was right.

rafterman is obviously a bitter elderly man with a wrinkly dick

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Originally Posted by searock [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Yup, player... devilish was right.

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but he a sexy mofo

I hear nursing homes are good... Just promise her chocolate. Old ladies love that shit. :P lmao

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Originally Posted by basilandthyme [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

What have you got to offer?

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The list is very short we've established

rafter'wrinklydick'man talks through his pansy ass and doesnt have the bollucks to get an erection without viagra

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Originally Posted by basilandthyme [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

What have you got to offer?

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I don't have wrinkly saggy balls for a start

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Originally Posted by rafterman [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Yes... you lie. Whatever it takes to get your Cougar. Its just a fling. You need to tell them your age and then quickly steer the conversation away and turn it back on them... Its a "game"

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Originally Posted by rudeboyy [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

dunno why people are telling you not to lie. Lie, lie lie lie. Sure you have to pull it off well and be congruent with the lie but it works. Fact.

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Originally Posted by toyboy [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

sure my plan is to lie that I am 25

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Can't trust a guy these days

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Originally Posted by Love is war [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Can't trust a guy these days

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I know, cunts looooool

Make sure you get her to teach you...you will be a god to every woman after!

Sure.I'm currently banging a horny frustrated housewife. We beat it up like gorillas.

She under my shirt, i'm under her bra. We bang till the first light of morning. She says do it till my body don't move baby.

You might notice that pretty much all the women on this forum stopped replying constructively two pages ago - that should tell you something about the road you're going down