Religion vs love

Thats why I dont shake the Priest's hand......God only knows where it has been.

Or when you do communion and you drink the wine from that cup that everyone has been drinking out of...yuck

They serve cheap wine..."lady's slipper"

if you sin on saturday
just sing on sunday

what a joke. Face it, you're going to hell.

LOL....yuck!!!

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Originally Posted by Debunkt

what a joke. Face it, you're going to hell.

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No way..Catholics go to Purgatory.
I got a good deal. :D

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Originally Posted by Lloyd95

Ditto; plus, who knows where their hands have been and the last time they washed them. :P

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Thank God for the holy water basin out front. Amen.

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Originally Posted by carpflounder

Born again Christians are fundamentalist radicals..just like the guys who flew planes into our buildings.

I'm a Catholic..so theres different rules for me..
I can smoke, ****, cheat, whatever I want....as long as I make it to church on sunday and to confession I go to heaven.

Life is gooooood.

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What happens if you die on a Saturday night?

I go to heaven as long as I went to church last sunday AND had a confession within the last 6 months. :D

I thought you have to make a stop in Purgatory first...

I think god may have changed how he works over the past 2000 years. Go straight to hell, do not pass go.

Im an atheist so I will just lie. I will tell her I am christain to get some boody. I dont care that I lied...whos going to punish me? ...god?...hahahaha.

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Originally Posted by Late_vamp

have u ever ****ed a muslim girl ?

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???? exactly what are you trying to imply by this???

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Originally Posted by mhussain

???? exactly what are you trying to imply by this???

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he said that he never let religion stand in the way of a good **** and that he was catholic .

i said this , because if he ever did screw a muslim girl , i would be EXTREMELY surprised to know that a muslim girl would screw a catholic without even being engaged or married or without him converting before all this .


therefore i woulnt believe him ... UNLESS shes like one of those " i wanna piss off my family and religion , so ill do that to piss them off and make myself fell better " ... basically a slut (very rare in muslims , i admit ) .