Dumping lines

Wrong, he's standing right being you! :O

Here's a good dumping line:

Hey, I noticed you drive by my house every day. I hope your car breaks down.

Haha good one!

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Originally Posted by Gigabitch

Here's a good dumping line:

Hey, I noticed you drive by my house every day. I hope your car breaks down.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Originally Posted by Gigabitch

I had a boyfriend flip out because I wouldn't marry him after 5 months together (I was 19). We had a big fight and didn't speak for a week. Instead of breaking up with me, the freako went out, found someone else and married her.

Sure showed me.

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Sucks for him, he'll regret this for a loooooooooong time. Unless he got REALLY lucky and found someone he actually will like (not likely though)

Heres my rascist line i invited with a friend "I dont date jews...."

I commonly get "Its not working out" or "Your dad scares me"

..The most pathetic was this lie "i'm sorry but I need to concentrate all my energy on training to be a football legend" The next day he's with another girl, ouch.

I love this one...

"You can fake it, but I can fake an entire relationship"

Lines come in at 0:30.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdlLgI7aFAI&feature=related"]YouTube - He Just Not That Into You On Street Interview (If He Is Not Marrying You)[/ame]

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Originally Posted by whatattractsyou [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I love this one...

"You can fake it, but I can fake an entire relationship"

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LMAO, best dumping line ever!

"Your sister is a better kisser"

Its not you, Its meeeee...

jog on mutha....er

I love you so much that I would like to fast forward our relationship to a wonderful moment in our lives when you die of old age and I need to find someone new

I always liked the subtle "You suck, go away"