DM, why does it have to be opposite sex? are you afraid of the gays?
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DM, why does it have to be opposite sex? are you afraid of the gays?
Du, ziehst du dich aus, und bestrafe mich.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiay [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I can keep your crotch warm... and melt in your mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
He told me to do something else w/my head, like what he suggested to you. He used the polite 'votre' but in a backhanded way. Brat.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Okay, I love all the men here EXCEPT for Raver. Him, I just lust for. But only on drunk poker nights. Better Brat? :D
Am I the only one here cringing at every single one of Lilwing's comeons?
Giga, if you were twenty, I'd treat you like shit, but gradually seduce your hotter friend, and makeout with her without ever telling you... baby.
;)
hotter friend?Quote:
Originally Posted by bohemiandonut [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
You'd be missing out on a real woman.. What's sexy about Giga is her character & resolve, she's not a push-over (genuinely, it's not just some act).. and at the same time she knows what she wants.. needless to say, those two qualities are rare in a woman.. Speaking of which, who are the ladies of LF?
Giga, Mis, Vash, Indi, Tiay, Missy.. I know i'm missing someone.. :P
EDIT: I don't mean to be the party-pooer of this whole come-on train.. but why not just pick a member and say what you would do to them if you had your way with them for one night (or morning/afternoon, whatever time of day turns you on)?
you must be jamaican coz you're jamaican me crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Only-virgins [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
gskorp, if i could have my way with you for one night, i would give all your friends blow jobs. everybody but you would get one. then i'd make them all breakfast in the morning and let you sleep through it.Quote:
Originally Posted by GrkScorp [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
because i love you SO much.
Donut Boy, if I were 20, I'd drive you to the clinic to get those lesions on your wiener checked and comment on the remarkable coincidence that my hot friend had just recently had the same problem.
Hey Kiechi, are you an overdue book? Because you've got "fine" written all over you!
Oh, I'll make you cringe, alright...Quote:
Originally Posted by bohemiandonut [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
... wait, you're a guy.
Aww.. honestly, that's the most thoughtful thing anyone could say.. Thanks mis, but i'm not a big fan of blowjobs at all really.. (personal stigma thanks to my parents which left me feeling like it's degrading for women; I know, i've tried to get over it, but the damage is done)Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Moral of the story, don't install dumb ideas onto your kids..
you'll have to give him a ticket, for tresspassing in your mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Can I have some fries with that shake?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiay [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I have a feeling we are visiting the same cheesy pick up line website.Quote:
Originally Posted by LostNotFound [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
If I were single I'd pick OV. B/c scientists do it experimentally. ;)