Wife asked me to Streak

I think it would be a hoot, and no, I'm not scared of your old balls, Tom.

I was raised by hippies. Believe me, I've seen worse. Nekkidness doesn't freak me out at all.

old naked balls would freak me out. however, old saggy tits.. i've seen them before.

raverboy

My old balls aren't the primary thing I'm concerned about everybody seeing, but it's bad enough. You're making me blush now, but like you said, I'm going to need practice at the streaking and the blushing as well.

I'd be more worried about getting turned-on by the run & having a big old boner while you're doing it. Maybe you *should* practice, someplace safe to work the 'kinks out'. ;)

Yeah, better go downtown and fire the mayor, otherwise you'd be going out there with a loaded gun.

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Originally Posted by Tomzzz [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Hey, Foxylady, I can't see you-how do I know you're older than me? Could you be trying to trick me into having a brighter red face than I'll already have?

I don't usually imbibe, but I'm sure it will be tempting. Or maybe some vallium would work if I could get my hands on some. Maybe I could visit my doc and say I'm preparing to streak , could you prescribe some tranquilizers?

If I don't get cold feet (and cold everything else) maybe I'll share the time and place when known.

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:lol: I'm not older than you are!

If it would help, then by all means - go see your doctor! :D

I don't think a young woman would be welcomed to the party!

OK, Fox. I've been thinking on this and I've been being a real wimp about it. The only way to do this is go cold turkey and forget about any liquor, tranquilizers, how old anybody there is or anything else except the chuckles we're all going to get out of it. I guess I'm looking for a reason to chicken out. You're one of my most enthusiastic supporters so come on and bring a friend! Final answer.

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Originally Posted by Tomzzz [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I guess I'm looking for a reason to chicken out.

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Just in case:

You can always hire a guy to come in and replace YOU, lol. Don't tell your wife. Make him wear a mask, which is the 2nd last part to come off. :D

Do you have a local college in your town? I bet you could find some young guy to do it for a hundred bucks.

You don't think she would know the difference????