Printable View
Okay here is a definite DON'T!!! This friend of mine and her b/f thought it would be fun to purchase a dildo with attachments and shit. He thought it would be fun to put one on and do her. Well, he goes inside her and comes out without it!!!! Yeah, I can just see the doc's face in the ER for THAT one....
poor girl.....
OMG-OMFG! Ok thats a definite NO NO! HOlY HELL!!
"Uh Dr. Smith I have a dildo attachment lodged in my vagina." :awe:
DONT: EVER give a blow job with a red hot... :horror:
lmao!
or a warhead squirrley!
FIREBALLS!!! Oh yea the FIREBALLS!!! THOSE ARE THE WORST!!
lmfao... nice one halla
can you imagine? that would suck.
"how can we help you?" - doctor
"um, yeah, I have a french tickler stuck in my cooter." :goofy:
the usual for those who smoke after great sex...a ciggy for extra...
DONT: smoke and flick your ash...towars an exposed cock! K-cause guess what? Theres more than one cherry then..and your man will be severly PISSED!!!
BURNT COCK ANYONE? :horror:
ROFL.. opps...
ever bent it? .. I feel so bad when that happens.:(
if you want something in your mouth to add a flavor.... use altiods! but the peppermint or wintergreen
DON'T: think you are being cute for you very picky girl and dip your dick in pudding just so she will suck.
yes my ex did that.
ha ha ha.. did it work?
LMFAO! And the crowd is quiet...waiting for the dismount...and WHAM...was he going for the gold or what? BENT his cock in two! And he gets a 10.00 for bending his cock in unusual ways!! WAHOOO THE CROWD GOES WILD!
Ok-DONT shave a hairy ass...
The russian judge gives a 12.5 for pain!
Dont: The snow may look like fun to have sex in until you get frost bite! :horror:
ok all i'm thinking is the penis puppeters...
no jane it did not work. i hated giving him a bj. nevermind he was the first guy i ever did.
I would have bit him.. lol..
no .. serisously... chocolate pudding or vanilla? I would have perfered chocolate.. then I would have done it...
ok.. serious dont: .. MEN!!! Do not push us into anything we dont wanna do.... period.
Don't ever on a bed of pine needles on the ground. look for grass before you jump at it! never mind the additional pokage, but there is stickiness that is harder to get off.
OMG HALLA! puddn? damn what are guys thinking anyway? SHEIT...try some originality hey!
Jane-frostbite?????? :horror:
DONT: ask me to do anything to your bunghole. :stuckup: