No, I'm serious, it was an accident. I was grabbing stuff out of the bottom of my locker and she was leaning against the lockers leaning over to touch my head, and as I stood up I angrily tried to slam my locker. I didn't even see her.
It bounced off her head and I had to slam it again to close it.
I was so pissed I just walked away.
Then that group of girls, plus more that weren't even there, tried to get me suspended/expelled a few months later. I was called down to the office and it was like 8 girls vs. me. The vice principle was a black lady. As soon as I explained my side of the story, and apologized specifically to the girl whose head I injured, they were chastised and told to apologize to me.