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Of course she smelled like vanilla. She needed to cover up the smell of the last guy's aftershave.Quote:
Originally Posted by Only-virgins [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
But seriously....you actually touched a hooker's private parts with your mouth??
You are crazy, dude!
Take a microbiology class and learn about what you no have in your body. Yuck. Double yuck.
Bring on the Lysol shooters and lets have a cleaning party.
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Originally Posted by CAM [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
LOL!
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OV is going to look into the mirror in a couple of months and start to wonder what all of those little puss filled blisters are on his face. Then he's going to start craving more hooker puss.
oh come on leave ov alone. it made him happy and hopefully he's not infected.
i've always known there was a whore lover in him anyway. we need a new name. only-smooth-vanilla smelling-whores. aaaaaajaahaajja jk. you know i love you.
Q How do you get herpes in your eyes?
A Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Not happy..."relieved"Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Going to a hooker is sort of like going to the bathroom. You go because you will be "relieved" not "happy." Anybody that is "happy" after going to the bathroom is a bit mental.
So, we can agree with "relieved" yes?
In which case, when going potty...don't you look for a clean toilet? I do. I don't want to sit on some gas station, diarrhea stained can. I'd rather pay for lunch at some classy place and then use their freshly cleaned bathroom.
Same with sex.... Even if it just for "relief" I'd rather take the good girl out for some very nice dinner and get fairly fresh rather than spend (fill in a price, since I don't go to hookers and wouldn't know) for a cum sponge.
He's young Cam & not getting anywhere else right now. And I'm not entirely convinced he hasn't made the whole thing up. OV knows a lot about microbio.
So, what's new in Camland? Any updates w/that recent gal?
I fixed it.Quote:
Originally Posted by CAM [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
What do you mean I am not getting anywhere else right now? I am perfectly fine. It was a bachelors party damn it!Quote:
Originally Posted by IndiReloaded [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Well, are you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Only-virgins [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
As for the party, you're hardly the first male to get some from a "cake jumper". Just don't make a habit of it.
Hahahha.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Only-virgins [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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Originally Posted by CAM [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Some "good" girls might have it wirse than hookers and besides you never know how "good" she really is
I perfer a good banging every 2 days or so. I once was with a girl that was like 3 times a day and really that started to desensitize to a point where I felt I could no longer get it up. She started getting all insecure about it and it made it worse. Too much sex sucks, seriously. We eventually got the frequency back to once every day or two days and that was 1000% better and we were rockin out like that for months.
You are totally correct about this issue.Quote:
Originally Posted by littlewing [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Not long. Believe me when I say this. I need it at least on a weekly basis and I don't really care if I have to be unfaithfull to get it thats why I try not to love anyone from my heart.