^^^actually I have done that as well...not really...he was trying to kick me...I had a shield...I wasn't actually boxing him, just trying not to get the crap kicked outta me....I won though...he got in his house.
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^^^actually I have done that as well...not really...he was trying to kick me...I had a shield...I wasn't actually boxing him, just trying not to get the crap kicked outta me....I won though...he got in his house.
How do hell do you do all that weird shit?Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilliams2 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I'm the assistant manager for a privately owned zoo...I started when I was 15 mowing the grass...when you work at a zoo with about 600 animals and only about 30 acres you end up working with just about all of them.
I'd love to get to play with the animals...Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilliams2 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Wow, you really need to get laid.Quote:
Originally Posted by the_robot [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Everybody says that but they are never there when the animals want to tear my face off, throw feces, or the shit shoveling in general.Quote:
Originally Posted by the_robot [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Not all animals like to cuddle...trust me on that one.
Haha this is the first hint you get of that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Oh, I don't want to cuddle them, I like to fight them... let them know who the master is :)Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilliams2 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I managed to dominate a little dog so well, that when I went into my angry stance, it would back into a corner, quiver, and pee on the floor.Quote:
Originally Posted by the_robot [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Chihuahua?...those yippy little dogs piss me off...I have a dalmatian...he is terrified of everything and extremely overweight....but I love the chunky old man.
I like to play to domination with german and basque shepperds and I did it once with a puma... the damn cat was huge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Thats just worded really wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by the_robot [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Even when I am getting laid, I still like to play with animals. Every time I pass a dog on the street, in fact, I get the urge to tackle it to the ground and force it to hug me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Hahhaa.. damn I read it again and you are right... I hope you got what I meant...Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilliams2 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Then surely you've read Life of Pi? I loved that book.Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilliams2 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Domination involves respect... fearful animals rarely respect you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I've trained three large dogs (guardian breeds) who knew who was boss without having to piss themselves every time they saw me. They were confident and obedient -- just the way a dog ought to be. One had protected me from a feral dog and another tried to protect me from my ex-husband before he shot her.