my expectations are quite low.
all i'm really looking for right now is an intelligent attractive young woman that i can TRUST... that wants to **** me a lot. and has no children.
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my expectations are quite low.
all i'm really looking for right now is an intelligent attractive young woman that i can TRUST... that wants to **** me a lot. and has no children.
Woah!! Those are low expectations??? Makes you wonder what high expectations would involve. :P Just kidding... Even I got 4 out of 5... not bad right? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by lilwing [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
What, you have a kid?
Nope. Keep guessing....
Well, it couldn't possibly be criteria #4, could it?
"CRITERIA #4" Hahahahahahaha you make me laugh so much!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Wow!!! You got it in 2!! High 5!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
By the way.. I'm counting - intelligent, young, be trustworthy and have no children as the other 4 criteria. If 'attractive' was in there to I'd only score 4 out of 6. But what the hey.. I don't really want the job anyhow. :D
Oh, come on! Have you seen those pics he just posted? He's adorable!
I don't doubt it. Im the one who is failing to meet the criteria here. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I haven't posted my criteria-
Must be kind, honest none controlling
Have a Giga humour and wit!
Have a brain and mind of her own
Big boobs!
Shares my taste in music etc
am i that bad of a guy? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveTwist [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Nah, just kidding. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by lilwing [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Its me that’s the weirdo here. Its me that’s the bad one. I just don't fulfil your criteria. Its a sad day for me. :P
Here - *hands lil'wing a baseball bat* Bonk me on the head if you wish...
my high expectations would also include this:Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveTwist [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
comes from germany, likes to mess around with linux and computers like i do, would enjoy playing video games with me, admires art with a passion similar to my own, isn't 'trendy' and just wears normal tshirt and jeans type clothing, quiet but yet funny, likes the taste of my semen, is a very picky eater like me, is a goofball nerdy person like me, has a sensitive gspot and has lots of intense orgasms, is not a 'party drinker' but enjoys drinking, does not smoke or do drugs. and a lot of other things.
those are all things that i would still enjoy though :)
by the way i'm dating a girl from germany right now, and she pretty much meets all my expectations, except it's too early to do anything sexual, y'know.
i'm one of the least violent people you'd ever meet.Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveTwist [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Ok, guess I'll have to do it myself then... *picks up baseball bat and wacks head*Quote:
Originally Posted by lilwing [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
:P ... there you go. *wobbles a bit* ... I'm one of the weirdest people you're ever likely to meet. :D