The Athiest and the Christian (my story)

What, shh!, does the word "same" have to do with the word "wrong"?

I was being sarcastic, my dear! What I mean is that yes, religions have the most important moral principles in common, and despite that, the more orthodox versions still insist they have a monopoly on Truth.

Can't argue that. Ain't it a b*tch?

Who is Jesus?..I only know Jebus.