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- he's f ucked up, you see the damage to his car yet? -
A text regarding a friend who recently rolled his car.
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"can you either drive me or can i borrow your car for 2 days"
wtf!! a family member who obviously thinks i can just walk everywhere while giving him my car, lmao or i don't work during the week, so somehow don't need to use my own car and can chauffeur him around leisurely.
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I received 4 texts seconds after one another that went like this:
Nearly
Died
Shower
****ingbugthesizeofmyfist
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- See you Saturday, hoping for a nice day for you both, all our love -
My aunt who lives in another state.
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have a good day and wedding, somehelp4me.
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From my girl - I Love You ! xxxooo -
Sent while she is in other room watching a movie. =)
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" Lust be friends "
My pervy BFF.
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" is trish pregnant or fat, i can't tell?"
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My last one was from my nana via my mom:
" We love you sweetie, be strong. We are always on your side and so is God" sent off my mom's phone, she doesn't have a cell phone but she gets a kick out of texting the grand kids <3
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Brother: Gummy bears or worms? I can't decide
Me: are you seriously asking me this? Nothing can compare to the bears man..nothing.
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" you are on beer patrol watch " lmao it's gettin expensive buying all this stuff actually.
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" I want to go to Mark's pool party are you hanging with your family all the 4th or dropping by too?"
One of my GFs who has a massive crush on another friend Mark, lol.
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BFF Vanessa: Stopped by phantom fireworks lil set up off temple because they always have the best supply and everything's gone! My first thought was "Nico was here" Am I right?
Me: *maniacal laugh*
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Well I was talking to this girl and she said she like me and then conversation is something like this
She: I like you, ok?
She: And I feel something is missing in my hart.
then
I: its "E"...
;) ;)
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An offer from my bank only valid ''today''.