i have a dirty talk fetish. i love when seriously raunchy things are said during sex.
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i have a dirty talk fetish. i love when seriously raunchy things are said during sex.
It'd be awesome if your boyfriend turned out to be Chinese ... hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Riyko [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
haha, but he's from Chile. =PQuote:
Originally Posted by tooxshort [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Oh yeah! though women are usually very shy to co-operate and take part in this.. so it's one of those things that goes missing..Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I think talking dirty is symbolic of the level of comfort and trust you feel with that person.. it's NOT symbolic of disrespect.. so in that sense, it breaks all boundries and makes for better sex..
Also, just realized a new one.. speaking in "Portuguese, French, or Greek".. very sexy.. if I could have sex speaking in a foriegn language all the time I would.. I don't know why.. but this drives me totally wild.. I could almost orgasm completely from hearing my partner speaking to me sexually in those languages while naked and on top of me.. or below me.. and if she's a skilled vantrilaquist.. while blowing me..
;)
I like european accsents to be honist, Polish, Slovakian etc.
When a girl kinda does the high pitch squeel/laugh thing, I don't know how exactly to explain it. That makes me click inside.
Elaborate, please! I like the dirty talk too, but I am very particular about what I want to hear. I like it when he's directive, but I don't want anyone calling me a slut or anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Dirty talk, eh?
Haven't tried that one yet, but my girlfriend is definitely open to suggestions.
it's whatever you like. you can say raunchy things and get away with it i swear.
being called a slut during sex is not sexy. omg i'm not talking about cussing and be called names, i'm talking about saying dirty nasty things to someone.
i don't want to say some of the things i've said or that have been said to me on this forum. somebody might get offended.
oh yeah i have another fetish... socks. i love to wear cute knee highs, or thigh highs under a big pair of boots or a torn pair of jeans or something.
some people feel sexy in high heels, some people feel sexy in thong underwears, i feel sexy in a striped pair of knee highs.
Like, "Yeah, baby, suck my pink thing!"?Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
um, only if you never want to get laid again.
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Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
C'mooooon 'Sombra!
We wanna hear some a yer dirty talk!
no way you have to make your own up.
okay here's a little beginners practice, although i pro port to be no expert.
during oral sex, while you're going down on someone just say: "you taste so good."
there you go. there's no derogatory words or anything even slightly offensive about that.
so there, you guys try this and come and back and tell me how it worked.
when you're successful with that i'll give you some intermediate phrases...
Ha!Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
That reminds me of one of the first times Amy went down on me and allowed me to cum in her mouth...she choked on a bit of it and said:
"COUGH! Ugh! I just choked on that!
...
I mean...mmm it's soooo gooooood!"
That cracked me up so bad, I couldn't stop laughing for at least 5 minutes thereafter. The laugh definitely bested the orgasm.
haha, that's comedy right there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Oh, my God. I love her. She's hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
You know what totally turns me on? That when my bf goes down on me his dick gets as hard as a rock. He clearly enjoys doing it and it makes him horny as hell, so I can really just enjoy myself, secure in the knowledge that I'm not being as selfish as it might feel like I am.
Hey, Misombra. You should present your boyfriend with a menu when you go to bed tonight with "pink taco" on it.
Fish taco, pink taco.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Jeez Giga, you sure love yer tacos.
Hey, if God didn't want you to eat it, He wouldn't have made it to look like a taco.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
All this talk about tacos is making me hungry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
(Frasbee, don't you ever wonder if their husbands... i mean boyfriends who are determined to be husbands, do the same thing, except with hotdogs?)
I wonder if that's why Amy starting eating hotdogs again...all-beef of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by lilwing [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
aaaaaaaaahaha that is so funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
i forgot to mention, you have to mean it aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaa.
Yeah, but it's kielbasa, because I'm lucky like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by lilwing [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
i get italian sausage aaaaaaaaaaaaaajajajaa. omg this thread is cracking me the hell up.
edit: that would be hot italian sausage.
I like to play "hide the kielbasa".
are you talking dirty to me?
Don't even get me started on the meatballs.
Oh come again? A bowl of meatballs you said?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Eeeew. No. Just two.
Tea anyone?Quote:
Originally Posted by lilwing [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I have a bag here to spare.
mmmm... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
throw that one on my list aswell.. I don't know how I missed that one..
Keep your dirty, already-been-used tea bag to yourself!Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]