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Well if you want it to be fair I suppose I can do the same thing...I'll be honest, my ass isn't tan at all, and its kinda hairy....not really the prettiest but I suppose its fair.
I'll go lay down by my pond and wear a thong around and have somebody take some pix...I know all you ladies can't wait!!
I'd rate myelf around a 6 these days. Seven or eight years ago I'd say 7 or 7.5. I'm still shocked when men hit on me. I do notice a pattern of the men hitting on me getting older and less attractive......I guess probably in line with where I'm going. Sigh. I'm a much better PERSON now than I was back then, though.
I wish I had the looks/body I did ten years ago with the personality and brains I have now!! Damn!
Skinny chicks are gross, honestly. There is nothing sexy about your upper pelvis being outlined under your skin like a shadow. When I wrap my arms around a skinny chick and get shoulder blades jabbing me in the ribs and chest, I am NOT turned on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Not that I am some bulky motherfvcker myself - just sayin'.
8, because its my lucky number - it has no attachment to how I rate myself look wise, I just got a chance to use my lucky number.
you have a definite advantage with your height, just because of that i would give you a 10.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cbrider [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
i think cbrider is totally hot.
Totally. I'd date him if I were single. I still think he should swap that bike for a glider, tho.
So are elementary school soccer games. Do be careful though when hanging around...while your looking at the 26-40 year olds, you may come across as a different kind of pervert since you don't have a kid there....I'd recommend adoption.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Adoption? Sure, why not. Kids are a lot like dogs, I think.
you need spanking. I'll let the poolboys do it for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Vashti is very good looking. Just trust me on that one.
This from the guy that claimed he was mentally damaged because his mother put him on a leash.Quote:
Originally Posted by doppelgaenger [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Huh? My mother *never* put me on a leash. What the hell are you talking about?Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Does she want to put one on me?...I'm sorry, I couldn't resist....I'm sure your mother is a very nice lady....but I'm a pervert and these thoughts just pop in my head. I can't help it.Quote:
Originally Posted by doppelgaenger [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
i think it's just something you *would* make a big fuss over haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by doppelgaenger [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Are you sure?Quote:
Originally Posted by doppelgaenger [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I distinctly recall you expressing anger about being put on a leash as a child.