Wow, how did I miss this thread?
Since when were condoms so defective that they're breaking left and right on people? I'm sorry, but I don't buy it. Judging by the sheer number of guys coming onto the forum with this problem, it just seems like too many people are having "accidents." My suspicion is that he didn't wear a condom in the first place and doesn't want to tell us.
And vaccuming out a vagina seems not only moronic, but highly unsanitary. That right there is proof that this guy and girl are too young for sex.