Drill some logic into me please regarding coffee shop girl.
I keep trying to convince myself to ask her out when my mind logically knows there is no reason why she should be interested in me.
Then it says - well if you are into her for no reason other than she makes you coffee why couldn't she like you for a similar no reasoner.
Then my mind says again - george - because she is a pretty young women and you are a stupid ugly whiny biatch whom she probably is scared of because he keeps on ordering the same bloody coffee !
Drill some sense into me please so I can avoid making a bigger ass of myself than usual.