If I got buff...

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Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

No I don't remember.

Oh why don't you post a copy of this letter. Unless it proclaimed things about you that were'nt true then it was not a lie.
Post it and let us be a judge of that.
Post the contact letter or stfu. :o)

as I said, post and let us see what you're on about.

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OK, I edited it for credibility's sake but:

"Outgoing, confident guy seeking in-shape, curvy, heavenly blessed beauty for some intense fun and good times.

I'm not replying to nut cases, drama queens, attention seekers, pen pals, pear shaped couch potatoes, or dudes dressed in their sisters panties.

I'm a pretty busy man so if you are just wasting time looking for chat buddies and worried about everyone 'creeping you out' do us both a favor and don't bother emailing me."

Quoted from The Source and using it on my profile. I excised a few snippets, maybe I shouldn't have...

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Originally Posted by Love'sReject [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I'm a pretty busy man

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Aren't you on here 24/7 like me? :D

Lol. Well, to be fair, I do a multitude of other things at the same time..

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Originally Posted by Love'sReject [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

WOW. Holy God. Sometimes I feel puritannical whenever I get shocked after hearing or reading something sexually candid like that..

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The part that aroused me the most is that he didn't do that so he can get laid. He did it to make me feel good and was a total gentlemen about it.

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Originally Posted by Love'sReject [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

OK, I edited it for credibility's sake but:

"Outgoing, confident guy

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Yea.. defo a lie.

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seeking in-shape, curvy, heavenly blessed beauty for some intense fun and good times.

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That sounds like you just want to get laid and you probably had every call girl in your age group emailing to set up a place, a price and a time.

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I'm not replying to nut cases, drama queens, attention seekers, pen pals, pear shaped couch potatoes, or dudes dressed in their sisters panties.

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This I like and if you emailed me just that one line, I'd probably email you back with something equally as smart-ass. :)

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I'm a pretty busy man so if you are just wasting time looking for chat buddies and worried about everyone 'creeping you out' do us both a favor and don't bother emailing me."

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Anyone worth having, wouldn't bother emailing you back.

I think you would do better, and actually get women who are more then their tits by just reading profiles and then emailing the sincere looking women that are much more then their tits.

What was it you emailed out enmasse (if this is just what was on your profile?) that you said was the only thing that every got you a reply?

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Originally Posted by fearoflove [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

The part that aroused me the most is that he didn't do that so he can get laid. He did it to make me feel good and was a total gentlemen about it.

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You're so confused its funny as fk.

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Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

You're so confused its funny as fk.

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From threesome, to lesbo, to gentleman.

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Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

You're so confused its funny as fk.

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Originally Posted by bearz [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

From threesome, to lesbo, to gentleman.

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Hahaha. Not really. I am not confused. I would like sex but only on my term.

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Originally Posted by fearoflove [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

The part that aroused me the most is that he didn't do that so he can get laid. He did it to make me feel good and was a total gentlemen about it.

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I know I dream of being a lady-pleaser gentleman first, self-gratifying guy second.

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Originally Posted by bearz [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

From threesome, to lesbo, to gentleman.

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Whoa, whoa, WHOA...WHAT?!

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Originally Posted by Love'sReject [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Whoa, whoa, WHOA...WHAT?!

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Mind

Blown

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Originally Posted by fearoflove [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Hahaha. Not really. I am not confused. I would like sex but only on my term.

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The first way you're confused is that you don't think hand jobs, diddling, blowjobs or cunnilingus is SEX.
The second way is you think that you are chaste because you still have a hyman but you're anything but that.
Thirdly, you believe that its all on your terms when it's anything but.

Oh shit. The "Guaranteed message even in spite of my lack of looks" mass message was saved as a draft to my deleted e-mail account..Jesus. Now there definitely is no hope. :( Oh well, when I'm 80 I guess I'll kick back with a celebratory beer in commemoration of 65 years since I broke up with my only girlfriend...I might be able to email The Source though..

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Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

don't think hand jobs, diddling, blowjobs or cunnilingus is SEX.

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Those aren't sex. Not from a medical or dictionary perspective..

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Originally Posted by Love'sReject [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Those aren't sex. Not from a medical or dictionary perspective..

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Stop being a douche the don't call it oral SEX for nothing. Besides wtf do you know you still don't think you can be a virgin.