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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Me bumping this thread.
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
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Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.
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Tried to post on your I won't thread lovebroken and it is locked so giving you a bump here since it is still open. All the changes here and we still have that 30 day BS lock, rofl.
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Did it? I didn't want that one locked :( Thank you.
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This made me laugh, idk why lol
I was lonely because I had no women... until I met a man who had no hands.
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Bump or I lose another one :(
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What says 'Oh Oh Oh'? Santa walking backwards!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it’s stuffed.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Merry Christmas.
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What did the dog say when his tag waved at him?
Woof
Hehe