Most Useless Thread Ever..

how old are you anyways?? i think that you're about my age nomas.

raverboy

I think you're a little bit younger. And you haven't been paying attention..I've mentioned my age quite a few times before. 26

I think you're, what, 23 or 24?

Freddie

yeah i'm 24. currently working my way up to 36 though. i age in increments.

raverboy

all this makes to much sense. so.......

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I agree. NAFTA definitely needs to be revised.

Freddie

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Originally Posted by Illusional

what kinda lover am i?? that really depends on the situation and my state of mind. sometimes, i can either be...

1. the passionate lover. i'll romance you with candles, a nice dinner, flowers, music, and whatever else to make the mood last.

2. the drunk lover. nevermind drinking anymore, i'm horny and i just wanna have sex with you. not make love, since we might not remember this night, but sex, sex, SEX

3. i've been waiting for this moment lover. it's been all day long that i've been waiting till i get home, so i rip all your clothes off, and we have sex with the door still open

4. the exhibitionist lover. i'm feeling a bit risky, yet i don't want to get caught. however the freedom of being in the open and in public is a breath taking rush

5. the quicky lover. your parents are about to come home in a couple of mintues but i can't keep my hands off of you

6. the make up sex lover. i'm so glad that we are able to see past our differences, and i'm glad that we didn't break up this time, that i want to share all this emotions that i'm feeling with you

7. the after break up sex. you were the best lover that i had, and i know that i'll never find another like you. can't we just have sex one last time?

8. the after break up sex after break up sex. since we still will never be together again, why not have sex one last time, or atleast until we find another person

9. the pre-relationship sex. I know we are not bf/gf yet, but I wouldn’t mind testing out the waters, just in case we do hook up

10. the quiet lover. Shhhh your parents/sibling/bf is in the next room and I don’t want them to hear us

11. the loud lover. Yell all you want because I wanna hear how good I make you feel

12. the spontaneous lover. When and where should I meet you?

13. The kinky lover. What is that and where do you want to put that thing?

That’s about all that I can think of off the top of my head, there probably are more, but I think that 13 different lover types inside me is I good exposure to who I am. lol.

raverboy

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wow raver i have to say that i am utterly turned on!!!! ;) thanks for the info i so apprecitaed that and it made my day and made me smile lots.

8. the after break up sex after break up sex. since we still will never be together again, why not have sex one last time, or atleast until we find another person,
this one was brought up to me by kenny last nite! but i dont think so.

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Originally Posted by nomas

Hmm.. good point. there may be some truth to what you said. Maybe I do like my age and am looking for someone to say "No, you're not old. You're just experienced". Or maybe it's that I really feel like I'm getting older than I'd like to be. Whether it is any of these, it's subconcious.

Conciously I always say age doesn't bother me..and sometimes I'll point out my age just for a gag or maybe to prove to myself I really don't care and I can have fun with it.

But I'll have to think about that one.

Good eye.
Freddie

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I hear ya. I loved being a teenager. It just felt so great to say "I'm 19, you know..." and everyone would be like "Really?! You're so young...oh isn't she so young and sweet." I am pretty damn mature for own age (I'm two years ahead of everyone my age, I'm about to graduate in less than 7 months, I live on my own with a boyfriend, get to hang out with older people - but in the same position as I am).

Turning 20 was a wake up call, as John Kerry would say. There's so many things I haven't accomplished yet that I though I would by the time I'm 20. I still look the same (damn boobs haven't grown...j/k...well, sort of), but I'm already twenty...going on thirty! Twenty sounds too serious. Nineteen sounds young and playful. I hate twenty.

there are numerous reasons to have sex, but i only listed 13.

raverboy

lol... yea sex is just one of those things. we have it all the time everywhere and anywhere...but people are very shy when it comes 2 actually talking bout it.


Ever walk down a street or look at one of those big sky scrappers and wonder how many people are actually haveing sex in there?

ever ran thru a beautiful spring meadow naked?

this mis supposed to be usless where am I supposed to get all my useless information...................Huh someone tell me................................oh your right I can just listen to john kerry...................I feel better.........................

Go banana!

and today's letter of the day is T, today's number of the day is 5.

now kids, do you remember what tv show this was from??

raverboy

sesame street!

that is correct. now what is this from??

yells, "I HAAAAAAAVE THE POOOOOOOOWER"

raverboy