This newbie at work keeps bragging about all these accounts he's got with money coming in. If HE was working them and not calling his wife every 5 mins or dicking around in general and taking breaks every 15 mins...I feel like telling him they are 15 minute breaks...not breaks every 15 minutes, then I'd be stoked for him and glad he's here but I want to punch him in the weiner everytime he opens his mouth.
