and girl also want that....???
and girl also want that....???
Oh, I've never gotten farther than mouth..dammit.
Tits............
Oh crap you said kiss not sucked on lol.
Smackie into women?Quote:
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LOL no women are too f ucked up in the brain, I don't know how you guys put up with it....masturbation is so much easier LOL.. I love men..short fat skinny or tall I love them all. But if I had to make a choice it would be Gwen Stefani.
Well, I don't have to put up with it since I can't get with it. I guess by your logic I should consider myself blessed, lol.
EW, Gwen is ugly. Smackie, you're Canadian; you're supposed to have GOOD taste. lol
She's far from ugly. I think she has nice features, and isn't stereotypical good looking.
She's literally too white. Plus, she looks like a little girl; I'd turn her down if she offered.
That's the difference between heterosexual women and men.....most women that I have talked like what makeup does ie: the red lips, false eye leashes for that cat eye look, colored hair, etc. Guys like natural. I find earthy and natural boring.
Well, I'm slightly different: I like eyeliner on chicks. A LOT. I don't mean I like them wearing a lot of it; I mean I really dig when girls choose to wear eyeliner. I think makeup is good, usually in favor of that over aux naturelle or whatever they call it.
You're nuts. Gwen Stefani is HAWT. She doesn't have big tits, but that doesn't make her look like a little girl. Bet she has great nips, LOL
You're nuts; she is PUGFUGLY. Plus, No Doubt is the Holocaust of music.
Did someone mention the holocaust? Dirty jew.
Hey, you're an American, Cupcake. You're allowed to have your wrong opinions.
Your opinions are wrong, bro.
Nah. I'm never wrong. I thought I was wrong once - turned out I was mistaken.
...are you stealing my quotes?
Cupcake, I've been saying that since before you were born. Try again.
OK bro, now you're just being ridiculous. You didn't start living until I signed up here. We all know you live for my antics, reminds you of yourself in your young days, you said..
Nah, I've not been a nutless wonder that was afraid to ask girls out since I was about 13.
****ing hell.
Goddamit, bro, I got nuts. Too much for these birds, really: they like their guys effeminate and spineless.Quote:
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Yeah... that's why it's been five friggin' years since you asked a girl out, LOL.
No opportunities, bro.
Maybe if you peacocked a bit the ladies would notice....try some eyeliner, purple vans and skinny jeans and go EMO.
Quite right, that would work for any guy but I'm not a sellout. PLUS, I am way too tough and manly to be some emo fag. Or wear pants.
No you wear a skirt....
You kiddin'? He's probably wearing a pink tutu.
Eating pink cupcakes too....
Chick bro, y u dissin me again especially in front of my homeboy, HIA? You can't be doing that shit in front of my subordinates; in dis gang, I am at the top of the chain of command and you can't be undermining me in front of the dumb muscle.
How about this......go eat shit.
Lulz, naw dawg.
LR, just curious here: can you post a picture / link to a picture of your ideal woman, appearance-wise? You don't have to like her as a person, I'm just curious as to what your ideal physical type is.
Oddly enough, I'd pick a girl I once hooked up with over any celebrity: this girl had a nice pair, really sweet face, pretty eyes..
I'll think of a celeb that matches what you're asking, though. It might take a little while.
Ok, thanks - doesn't have to be a celebrity, just any picture will do (you can try a google image search writing "brunette girl" or something).
Oooo I'm interested to know too! (Being nosy right now)
Well, I can't find a pic but my preference is brunette or any darker hair (dislike girls with lighter hair, especially blonde), not flat, with hazel eyes (dislike girls with blue eyes) and short.
Hm that's not really what I was most curious about... you sure you can't find even one pic? I'll try:
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