'Tips for RSK to get laid' Thread

Please help me.

I wanna get laid. I want that 'feeling'. So, how do I do it? Most of you know me by now, but this time I'm for real. I'm not saving myself.

How do I find a girl that is 'down' for some one night action? No strings attached.

How do I approach/talk to this girl? Where do I find her? Is it 'hard' to find a girl and get laid? How much 'work' does it require? How easy/difficult is it? I am a quiet/shy individual, what do I do? <--these are just some of the questions buzzing in my mind right now.

By the way, I DON'T want to pay for it either! lol

I've had no experience, so I might need some help from the beginning.

PLEASE LF --> Help Me Get Laid!

Thanks Everybody!

are you that far away from michigan? i could tell you a few places.

I dont know, I've never tried. But If I were too, I'd go to a bar around midnight. The bars close here around 2am. That gives you 2 hours to find a girl, get on her good side, and take her home. From what I hear, most people in the bar at 2am are looking for action. But then again, these aren't the real winners at the bar.

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Originally Posted by chelsee

are you that far away from michigan? i could tell you a few places.

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yeah, i'm far from michigan, but what kind of places do you have in mind?

like a club <--is that where people find other people to get laid?
a bar <--what about here

I'm sooo clueless... :(

if you pick up a girl from a club you better make sure you wear a full body condom, you might catch something

That desperate RSK? I wouldn't recommend clubs at all...Bars are a bit better.

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Originally Posted by TAVS

I dont know, I've never tried. But If I were too, I'd go to a bar around midnight. The bars close here around 2am. That gives you 2 hours to find a girl, get on her good side, and take her home. From what I hear, most people in the bar at 2am are looking for action. But then again, these aren't the real winners at the bar.

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thanks TAVS!

but what do i do once i'm there, at 2 am?

i'm the kind of guy that would go in, and look around, and you'll see me with a 'speech bubble' --> "Duh!?"

I JUST WANT TO GET LAID - A ONE NIGHTER!

I am at point A

Point A = Virgin

I want to get to point B

Point B = Not a Virgin

So, How do I go, from A -> B ?

that's my question.

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Originally Posted by Asip4u

That desperate RSK? I wouldn't recommend clubs at all...Bars are a bit better.

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Okay, great! So we got clubs out of the way, and we are now concentrating on Bars...

So, I'm there, at 2 AM.........

.........what next?

btw, thanks aspi4u!

LOL RK you are so funny!!

Dude I wouldn't make this big a deal about it... instead I'd concentrate on finding a nice girl to have a relationship with and make your first time very special!

Tell her you have more alcohol at home...

yea, shouldn't your first time be special? do guys care about it being special or is it just girls that care?

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Originally Posted by shh!

Tell her you have more alcohol at home...

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lol...that's a good one.

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Originally Posted by chelsee

yea, shouldn't your first time be special? do guys care about it being special or is it just girls that care?

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I care, I waited until I was 20 and even put the girl off for a while until I honestly felt love for her.

I still care although i can't say that i do as before.

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Originally Posted by RSK

Okay, great! So we got clubs out of the way, and we are now concentrating on Bars...

So, I'm there, at 2 AM.........

.........what next?

btw, thanks aspi4u!

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You just find someone and talk to them, unless they find you first. And maybe they'll want some action too. Here at school the bars close at 4am, and the good broads don't even start coming around until 1 or 1:30am.

try this, just go up to some girl and say, Hey baby ya wanna do it? or Hey groovy chic ya wanna get down with it?


P.S. RK don't choose any of those two options unless your into getting slapped!

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Originally Posted by chelsee

try this, just go up to some girl and say, Hey baby ya wanna do it? or Hey groovy chic ya wanna get down with it?


P.S. RK don't choose any of those two options unless your into getting slapped!

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What are the odds of a girl actually finding that funny. Like what if I just walked up to some girl and said, "I eat pussy like a god. :goofy: " What are the odds she would find it funny as opposed to finding the need to slap me?

If you said that to me and Iwas by myself gxejt, I would be scared of you. If I was with a group of girls, I would definitely laugh.

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Originally Posted by shh!

If you said that to me and Iwas by myself gxejt, I would be scared of you. If I was with a group of girls, I would definitely laugh.

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Okay, then I'll keep in mind just to say it to a group of girls rather than just one. Maybe I'll leave the bar with 10 handprints on my face instead of one then too. :D

well i know alot of guys that don't really care if they get slapped. but ghexjt if you said something like that to me i think i would call the cops!

there also always a risk of getting arrested for sexual harrassment.

after reading all of this RSK is gonna be scared shitless!!!

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Originally Posted by chelsee

after reading all of this RSK is gonna be scared shitless!!!

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Yea he'll be like..."I think staying a virgin doesn't sound too bad anymore"..hehe

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Originally Posted by gHEXjt

Okay, then I'll keep in mind just to say it to a group of girls rather than just one. Maybe I'll leave the bar with 10 handprints on my face instead of one then too. :D

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hehehe

Either that, or maybe handprints on your @ss when they all want to check it out. (I doubt it, but you never know!)
:-D

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Originally Posted by shh!

hehehe

Either that, or maybe handprints on your @ss when they all want to check it out. (I doubt it, but you never know!)
:-D

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Actually, its funny you say that. Back in high school I used to get spanked on the ass by random girls on a daily basis when I was bending over putting stuff in my locker. I used to think it was weird, but now I look back and realize it was pretty cool. Too bad that doesn't happen anymore.

I would say shh is close to my approach. Try have some alcoholic drink that you like first. Start with one at home if you can. Alcohol really helps in those cases but control it, don't let it drink you. :)

Actually I should start by telling you to CHILL. If you are stressed and 'want it now' it's most likely you will fail. It helps if you go at the bar with a friend.

Now about the way to approach it depends, there're all kind of girls out there. From those that you offer a drink to get familiar first to those more staight like the god of eating pussy mentioned before. :nerd:

I say drink a bit and try in YOUR way, that you feel comfy, to seduce (!!) some girl that you think she maybe looking for some fun. Hope I helped a bit, after all maybe you should bear some failures because as people use to say "a good male-hunter is made out of rejections".

If you can dance you are half way there.

Even if you cant dance, get out on the floor and jump around a bit. Most girls who get picked up at the club will be on the dance floor rubbing themselves on the blokes.

If they find you attractive, they will stay for a few minutes (maybe a song or two), otherwise they will laugh and walk away. If she does dance with you, ask her if she'll have a drink with you.

Sometimes they will say maybe later, so try again later. Girls like to be chased (not in a stalker kind of way though) so quite often they will leave you hanging, thinking they arent interested, but if you leave her alone for a bit, and come back, she'll know you are chasing her.

Mick

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Originally Posted by mini696

If you can dance you are half way there.

Even if you cant dance, get out on the floor and jump around a bit. Most girls who get picked up at the club will be on the dance floor rubbing themselves on the blokes.

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Yes it's true. We girls know a guy who moves well on the dance floor moves well in the bedroom too....

So yeah, pick a really drunk one that looks sort of touchy feely on the dance floor. You know the type....the ones that are letting strange guys grind with them, grab their ass, and lick their face. Then like shh said, tell them you have more booze at home. Then take the party home. Woooo!

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Originally Posted by bluesummer

Yes it's true. We girls know a guy who moves well on the dance floor moves well in the bedroom too....

So yeah, pick a really drunk one that looks sort of touchy feely on the dance floor. You know the type....the ones that are letting strange guys grind with them, grab their ass, and lick their face. Then like shh said, tell them you have more booze at home. Then take the party home. Woooo!

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this actually works RSK , my bro is a pro at it . (he litterally gets a different girl every week, but not like this tho , he has game .)

[QUOTE=bluesummer]Yes it's true. We girls know a guy who moves well on the dance floor moves well in the bedroom too....

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also , this is bullshit , i dont dance that well (very bad in MY point of view) and all the girls iv been with say i great in the bedroom , not one complaint in that department.

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Originally Posted by Late_vamp

also , this is bullshit , i dont dance that well (very bad in MY point of view) and all the girls iv been with say i great in the bedroom , not one complaint in that department.

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I'm just saying, it sends a message to women that a man that moves his body well while dancing, must move his body well in other situations too.

It doesn't mean that guys that can't dance suck in bed. Mind you, my ex can't dance and he sucked in bed - big time. My current bf however, gets five stars on both counts.

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Originally Posted by bluesummer

I'm just saying, it sends a message to women that a man that moves his body well while dancing, must move his body well in other situations too.

It doesn't mean that guys that can't dance suck in bed. Mind you, my ex can't dance and he sucked in bed - big time. My current bf however, gets five stars on both counts.

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so i betcha ya meet him in a club , grinding yourself on his meat ...just kidding, so thats why so many broads go out with blokes in clubs , thats why i dont date girls from clubs usually.i find that most are just sluts . but i woulnt mind gettin one of em once in a while :goofy:

Actually, no. I figured someone would assume this at some point. I don't usually go to clubs, but on one of our dates, he took me out, and when I saw him dance it made me weak in the knees. He's just a hot dancer.

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Originally Posted by bluesummer

Actually, no. I figured someone would assume this at some point. I don't usually go to clubs, but on one of our dates, he took me out, and when I saw him dance it made me weak in the knees. He's just a hot dancer.

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thats why he took you dancing , because he knew he could dance well . a male that doesnt know how to dance properly will avoid any kind of club no matter what or almost . i dont dance usually (maybe like 3 times per year) , but since i broke up with my gf , iv been down to go dancing and apparently im not THAT bad (i always thought i was) , so now dancing is becoming something more natural to me and before i needed at least a couple of drinks before i hit the dance floor .

ps : rsk , broads DO like dancing , even the good kind of broads . so just bust a move .

Its all about confidence. Be confident, dont appear desperate.

Little kids hook up over msn - "will you be my re-bound girl, im looking for a rebound girl" works way too well. When I was younger I got 5 or 6 girls (and a couple of guys) over msn. all for one nighters, some for round two, three four and eight.

but you sound desperate, maybe you should stick with mrs palmer for a while?

RSK...Go and meet up with OV...After you're in his new ride, just go downtown and be cool. The girls will come to you. :) Just dont' run away..hahah

you could also go to work as a male stripper. you will make lots of money plus get lots of action. it's a double bonus! you will make enough money to buy a car way better than OV. yea, and then you won't have to go anywhere with him. you can get chic"s all on your own.

heres some tips for you

#1 stop worrying about getting laid, it looks desperate and scares women away.

#2 build some confidence

Go to the club. Some practic shows that every fifth women give positive replay when you propose sex as the first question. And now you can wonder how many women out there weant to have sex too but they don't confess it. Most of the women who go to the clubs, are looking for one-night relationship, just sex.

well, even if you can't dance, just dance really close to the girl. if she's horny, she might just rub you in some more..

drink alot..

bring lots of condoms..

of course, i've never tried getting laid at bars and clubs, so i don't know what advice to give..

watch how animals do it. theirs no love there, they just mate.