ok class...
its that time again..
This is "eating pussy" 101 ..
Please list your experience and questions and I will do my best to help!
Squir? .. ready girl?
;)
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ok class...
its that time again..
This is "eating pussy" 101 ..
Please list your experience and questions and I will do my best to help!
Squir? .. ready girl?
;)
oh shit...lets begin Ms. Jane
1. I like it when he licks me, fingers me, and then, then , then, he slowly slides his finger up my ASSSS!!
2. I like it when I come he wont let me go, grabs on to my waist and keeps going, its a killer, but damnnnnnnn
Ok, theres my FIRST thought....
mmm.. yup.. I like the grabbing my hips and thrusting his tongue too! YUM!
damn.. gets me everytime! ;)
I cant keep a straight face...
when he says yum, your juices are so great...
little circles, I happen to like it when he goes all over the area, not just the clit. But all over!!!
We're not gonna have demos this time are we?
hhhmmmm... we need a demo....
:detective
I love the way a guys tongue circles my clit too.. not all like pointed tongue but the fat part of his tongue. ..
oh man.. that made me horny thinking about it! LMFAO!! :goofy:
ROFL, OMFG...is it time to go bed yet? My vibrator is too loud...
haha
Hey Ms. Jane I get the top bunk tonight...
Yea yea yea, me too, gotta have the whole tongue...
well I'm going to take notes, bcuz all the women I've been with won't let me eat them out..........
and trust me I tried everything to let them eat, but alas nothing going.....:sad2: :sad2:
WHAT THE HELL? YOu are with the wrong women, honey maybe its because they smell and dont want to be embarrassed.
I dont know of any of my friends who wont allow it. You need new circle of women, like maybe a little older...
THE TOP BUNK IS MINE ! lol
dammit.. I was too late..
hey .. my vibrator is loud too.. oh well.. we'll just have to use them at the same time.. it can help muffle the sound!
:astonish: :astonish:
*runs to bathroom.........later......"cum"s out*
much better, and for the lady friends maybe I do need someone older
Hey you think the nurses will hear the car running when we plug into the battery outside! Cause the d batteries dont last girl!!!
we'll just tell the nurse, we're using the tread mill...
...yup .. sure sounds like you do! ..younger girls dont get it .. they think its gross .. but us older women... we know the truth! :evil:
its .. awesome!
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Originally posted by squirrley
Hey you think the nurses will hear the car running when we plug into the battery outside! Cause the d batteries dont last girl!!!
we'll just tell the nurse, we're using the tread mill...
well I guess thats one way to get some exercise! lol;)
:astonish:
ok its time to break out the wireless so I can read this stuff in the bathroom ;) :D
... hey Necrid.. care for a play by play? lol;)
well just for you, but I need some inspiration first ;)
and then some baby...damnit, Necrid how many times does that make that today? I've been there too! Too bad the bathroom isnt unisex!
Older women know a good thing, younger ones, well dont want to classify how young, but its important once they do know how great it is, to let their man go on downtown!
I think some of them are self conscience...
I love grabbing his hair while he's doing it Ms. Jane, and throwing my head back into convulsions as I am coming...and mostly love watching him eat me out!! then he looks up at me and smiles...
oh man.. that smile .. damn.. best
Yup, I like grabbing his hair too.. the thing is i need to come down sometimes.. its like giving head ya know? you never want your head pushed in.. I have a tendency to forget that! ROFL .. oh well.. All I can say is .. where your scuba gear! :goofy:
OMFG OMFG OMFG
How true is that? I've got tears rolling down my eyes...no lie.
When he has to turn and wipe some of the juicies off, you know you need the scuba gear! And I hear I thought I was the only one who flooded like hoover damn...
ROFL.. yup.. got be honest right?
K? Everyone must be at AA again.
Cant say I like getting my ass licked though, that kinda turns me off, what about you?
NECRID OH NECRID ARE YOU DONE IN THE BATHROOM YET?
COME OUT COME OUT WHEREEVER YOU ARE!!!
two words....
UP PERISCOPE!
great now I have to clean my screen ;) ;)
I can barely see what I'm typing :evil: :detective
who needs to see... just feel ... right Squir? :evil:
:astonish: :astonish:
damn I have to go back to bathroom :baby:
just feel it...and OMG Necrid you might as well put windshield wipers on your screen, when Jane and I get into these classes, we get into them!!!
BEER BREAK!!!
*hands Squirrley a Bud light .. Jane cracks open a Guinness*
Cheers Girl!;)
well thank god for wireless ;) ;) and plus I have a gf waiting for me later so I'll leave my screen like this ;)
nice... Necrid.. have you seen our last class???
"AS PER REQUESTED" sex forum.. lol.. maybe you should know what your getting into ! :evil:
I'll take that budlight! Where are the cookies Necrid?
AND WHAT AN X IS COMING? dont call her lady...lol
I like surprises so I'll just sit back, make a mess of on my comp..... :D :D
and my gf likes being called a lady so Nah!! *Sticks tongue out at her*
and plus you've yet to see how naughty I can really be :evil: :evil: :evil:
oh well pardon my asshole! lol
thought she was an X? now she's your girlfriend? I'm jealous.
Well, you'll just have to start your own naughty thread sometime then...you gonna do your trick for her? bouncy man
OMFG!! Nice trick btw!
;)
I know :D :D I'll have to show it to you girls one day:evil: :evil:
see, told ya Jane would notice! That's just well, one for the guiness right Jane? how many men have you heard can do that shit? And then we have Innova who balances food? OMG
Ya learn something new everyday...
off thread...
back to thread...
tongue in hole? lick the inner baby....eat me like an all you can eat buffet, "and all for $4.99"
LMFAO!! OMG .. that was hystarical..
as one cheesy 80's band said ... "like gasoline you wanna pump me .. and leave me when you get your fill"
:astonish: :astonish:
I thought you were atleast $20
:evil: :evil: :evil:
oh that's right I forgot I'm only a HALF OF A WHORE!
thank you for pointing that out.
What band was that Jane? What song? I dont remember it?
And hey, Necrid if anyone is lucky enough they get to do it for FREEEEEEEEEEEE
she worth at least $21.. damn.. why so cheap?
lol
lol I dunno
well its better than $4.99, she's worth much more to me than that ;) ;)
and I wish I was that lucky :sad2: :sad2: