F*ck Valentines Day....

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So here's my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...**** Valentines Day!



yea I know its late, but its still funny! :goofy: No I didnt write this piece, someone sent it to me knowing the mood I was in, but its pretty darn close to how I felt...damnit.

He he that was funny

Eh, I don't like the poems that rhyme every two lines. (I don't know the technical poetic terms)

you took the words right out of my mouth.. especially the part where people act queer. lol

The rhyme scheme? That's what poems are all about, like AABBAABB or ABABAB.

Yeah, I like the ABABAB better. GIVE US A ABABAB POEM!!!

just read this squirt... ROFL... bet you feel differently now huh? lol ;)

Its not bad. The writer is bitter as fawk though.

oh, I had a single Valentine... it was sooo boring

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
next time i get dumped ill be sure to read this, specially if it is around valentines day.

I had remembered I wrote this last year and thought Id bring it back from the past, what a hoot!

This year Valentines was MUCH better!

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Originally Posted by squirrley

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So here's my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...**** Valentines Day!



yea I know its late, but its still funny! :goofy: No I didnt write this piece, someone sent it to me knowing the mood I was in, but its pretty darn close to how I felt...damnit.

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I like it.

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Originally Posted by Only-virgins

Its not bad. The writer is bitter as fawk though.

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Oh, yah sure....one date and bye bye bitterness for OV. ha ha!!

Squirrley:
I love that you put it in when you were a grumpy girl last year and now you're not!!

It is very funny.

I called it "Black Tuesday"

I lol'd.

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Originally Posted by clynn

I called it "Black Tuesday"

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That's crackin' me up.

i love this poem ... i always felt this way ... even when i had a GF and did "celebrate" V-day ... i even told her it was a crock of shit .

Hell, yeah! I don't want to live in a world where people have to be prompted by their TV's to be good to one another. These Hallmark Holidays are getting out of hand! So F*CK Valentine's Day!

and so goes another Valentines Day! I didnt write this, but wrote something very similar. Cant take credit for it, but Im bringing it back for good laugh!


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!:lol:

I was surprised when I saw this come up in my subscribed threads page.

Way to raise the dead.

oh man... I loved this poem... lol.. F#CK Valentines day!

Where the hell have you been Jane? Geezuz woman I miss you already!;)

No, seriously.

F*ck it.

I like Valentines Day. It's cute... a boy asked my daughter to be his valentine for the first time. You should see the monstrosity of a valentine he gave gave her! It was adorable, and improved my opinion of him immediately.

yeah I like Valentine's Day. I mean if I had the choice of getting rid of it, I wouldn't it.

Valentine's Day doesn't affect me one way or the other. School does not recognize this holiday

the only people that profit from this day are the ones who sell expensive roses and presents.

raverboy

Hallmark Holiday

I think people should feed each other chocolate, drink champagne in bed and have mad sex all the time, not just one day a year.

I like to do things around VD, but not actually on VD, just on principal.

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I like to do things around VD, but not actually on VD, just on principal.

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I agree with this post.