Sometimes I see these chicks with the hottest asses, and all I can think is how much I wanna put my dick in 'em.
Then I feel a bit guilty 'cause I'm not thinking about putting my dick up my girlfriend's ass.
A man's life is a hard life.
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Sometimes I see these chicks with the hottest asses, and all I can think is how much I wanna put my dick in 'em.
Then I feel a bit guilty 'cause I'm not thinking about putting my dick up my girlfriend's ass.
A man's life is a hard life.
"I almost felt guilty once....
But she woke up half-way through!
Giggity giggity!"
- Quagmire, Family Guy
"He's Quagmire, Quagmire, you never really know what, he's gonna do next! He's Quagmire! Quagmire! Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!"
- Family Guy
Dude, from time to time I will see a completely gorgeous ass. But I don't have a girlfriend, and it's okay for me to be a horny animal.
When you have a girlfriend, asses are like pieces of artwork in a museum; you can look, but do not touch. Plus, I will bet that many women do the same thing about guy's asses (minus the dick part) and whatever they like about guys (probably muscles and face)
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Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Same thing here.
Has anyone ever smacked the ass of some stranger chick?
When my cousin was working as a bouncer at a nightclub, he had to throw some girl out, and he gave her a slap on the ass while he threw her out the door. The bouncer at the door said she was trying to get in the rest of the night, lol
Why would I do that? I am still waiting to be kissed by a stranger chick.
I find that disrespectful.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
lmao Cain ;)
I was riding my bike the other day with my girlfriend at the park, as a means to exercise. Anyway, making my way around the track I saw this girl wearing white pants that had the most gorgeous ass I've seen in months, and I shook up the rest of my day. I couldn't stop thinking about that ass.
It still pains me!
I know it's simpler than it seems, but masturbate.
I've always been more of an ass guy than a boobs guy... and walking through my college I'll see a girl with just a smoking hot ass... and I get sad... only because I see a hot ass in front of me and the hot ass I can touch is 4 hours away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I can't masturbate without porn and I told my gf I wouldn't look at it because she really doesn't like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by anachronistic [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
You can't get off without pron? My friend, I pity you.
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you're interesting but who cares when you have a tremendous ass!
That's a lame excuse. But I was addicted to porn too. I gained control over it though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cain [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
It's not an excuse. I need something visual. Otherwise it takes me entirely way too long to get off.Quote:
Originally Posted by anachronistic [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
And it's not addiction if I can cut if off with ease.
That is an excuse.
I would never lie to my girlfriend about that.
About what?! What am I lying about? If I masturbate without anything visual, it will literally take me at least half an hour. I don't have the time for that crap when I could get off with visuals within 5 minutes.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Cain [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Me too, but I don't try to get off every single time. :) I don't get blue balls from doing that during masturbation, for whatever reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cain [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I still wasn't lying. I can rarely get off without porn simply because I give up if it takes too long which it always does. And I don't look at it because my girlfriend doesn't like it.
Not sure where I lied.
If you aren't trying to get off, why bother?
one day cain, you will turn from a boy into a man.
today is not that day.
Apparently I'm a little boy for a reason I'm unaware of. Do tell though as to why.
Because you can't get off by fantasizing about 'Sombra naked like I can.
I don't think I could get off with a visual of 'sombra naked either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gribble [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
O dear, I was just going to defend you :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Cain [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Seriously though, many men need visual stimulation, maybe he just needs it more than others. I fail to see the issue.
Whenever I think of asses, I can't help but think about my gf's ass. I can't think about anything else. All other asses are just little reminders of her ass's greatness.
I was hoping this thread came with pictures.
I love a great ass, but I've always been a boob guy. Breasts are just so much more feminine. That's what attracts me to females... femininity.
Even guys have asses. (before you say it, some guys do have boobs, too)
But I do love me a nice ass.
Hah!Quote:
Originally Posted by miSSleepy [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
But yeah, it's the visual stimulation. My imagination isn't strong enough to get off without an actual visual picture.
Yeah. I was kind of hoping to find a gallery of asses, too.
I love boobs. Boobs are great. But asses... I don't really know why, but I'm obsessed with them.
i like big penises.
I want to drag sombra in the bushes...mmmm, nature is fun.
Boobs over "arse" anyday.
psh...it's all about ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiechi [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
nice ass makes me randy.
boobs aren't too big of a deal for me, but they're always fun.
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Originally Posted by Gribble [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Ok, here you go, boys.
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Look where her ass curves around her vagina... damn that is a perfect ass.
I'm down with impregnating both of those chicks.
holy cow. that's a lot of ass.
i bet that second girl is about the same age as dm's sister.
if i lost a little weight, my ass would look like this:
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'Sombra, I might have to give you an infraction for posting that.