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Part of sex?
Ah, damn you!
I'll be in the other threads...
But this one's for you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
The bit where you get caught by the parents.
Damn you, Kiechi! My daughter just walked in while I was laughing at your post.
My favorite part is orgasm and everything leading up to it. I guess I am not particularly romantic because I don't care much about the afterglow at all.
How is this one for me?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Is this your idea of a cruel joke??
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Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Because you said you learned everything you know from Cosmo and porn. I thought this might give a different perspective.
For me, it's the afterglow, with the right person.
I've never gotten past the "Before" stage.
And to tell the truth, considering how great that was, I wasn't in any particular rush to end it.
Who knew kisses and caresses could rock so hard?
Speakin' of which, I was rock hard...
I'm glad you found it humorous. Not the romantic type huh? There goes swing dancing outta' the window.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I don't mind all the stuff beforehand, but afterwards, it's over. BTW - swing dancing isn't romantic, but Tango is freakin' SEXY!! THAT is real foreplay.
Pfft, Tango is for losers.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
*Checks out nearest Tango classes*
Tango is ****ing awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Kiechi - Yummy. You will increase your already-high hotness value tenfold.
Ha, beat that Z!Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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Originally Posted by Eurasian [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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Originally Posted by vashti
AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHA.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zarathu [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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Originally Posted by Zarathu [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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AHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHA.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Sorry for spamming your thread Giga :(, but it's so farni...
Surely everyone would say orgasm or the lead up to it?.......No?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
all in sex is absolutely great, even masturbation :D
Giga didn't. She said "afterglow".Quote:
Originally Posted by derm [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
As I think about it, I really like all the flirting and anticipation that goes on before you ever even take off your clothes....
Ya but I think the climax is simply the climax. I like it all from the get to right to climax. Can't see how the afterglow can even compare to the foreplay, build up, intercourse or orgasm.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Giga is delusional.
After sex I loose all interest in a girl and either wanna fall asleep or talk about the state of the economy. Maybe it's a guy thing.
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Originally Posted by derm [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I'm in love with someone. It changes things.
Why is there no "all of the above" option on the poll?
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Originally Posted by Jeblina [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Pick one! What are you, a Libra?
Jeblina, your avatar reminds me of a cucumber... which reminds me of...
.............a cheap, environmentally friendly, biodegradable, sextoy perhaps?Quote:
Originally Posted by Eurasian [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Nope. It reminded me of a post of a members by the name "lilwing". Enjoy.Quote:
Originally Posted by derm [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I forgot to mention, the member was male and 16.Quote:
on my bed with my left hand..no lubes usually cause i dont like to clean up. i try to get the job done as fast as possible, resulting anywhere from 5-10 minutes. when the jism comes, i wipe it on my tanktop or my blanky and go to bed (fall asleep faster.)
in the bathroom, ill stick something in my ass usually. most preferrably a cucumber from the kitchen.. since there is only 4, i have to rinse it off when im done and stick it back in the cucumber basket.. we ate one of the ones ive been using for a while yesterday for thanksgiving . i didnt eat any though, knowing where the damn thing has been.
i have only just recently been able to stick things as large as cucumbers up my ass. i stretched my hole out the last time i did it..hurt for 3 days but it was worth it!..wow my farts STINK today!! (sry i just farted!)
at the computer, looking at porno. usually at free6.com or watching my brothers porno movies(that he wastes his time downloading on our slow-ass dialup!)
LOL
I remember that. I think he posted that before I got here, but it was still a hot topic, referenced often.
Ah, Lilwing. He hasn't been around for a while. Hope he's doing okay. Getting his veggies. You know.
You joined when the whole "Kiechi VS RSK" crap took place... and you called me or my mum a goat or something. Tsk tsk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Wasn't there something about how you loved goats? I don't remember this goat thing too clearly. It's filed away along with the cucumber thing in the "LF Perversions" file.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eurasian [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Talking about RSK, how's he doing? Good I hope.
He's great. Studying in Central Europe with a bunch of other MediGeeks. He doesn't post much- too busy gettin' smartified.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eurasian [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Sounds like fun. How did you do in school Giga?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
High school, I was a total ****up. Since then, I'm a smartypants. Guess it's different when you're paying for it, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Eurasian [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I had to rivals here at LF at one point.
One was OV, but I liked him nonetheless, and then there was RSK, whom I despised. I tried, I really did try, but he just pissed the crap out of me.
OV is MIA.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I shot him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
In counterstrike maybe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zarathu [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]