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It's quite a bizaar thing to do. How do you whipe your ass?
I whipe mine with toilet paper, and sometimes a washcloth if I know I'm going to get laid and want my ass just 100% clean. I always have to be standing up and I whipe with my left hand. I just take a clump of tp. one square doesn't do it for me.
If only I were a moderator.....
You should really consider whiping your ass more.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I can't tell if you are talking about *whipping* my ass or "wiping" my ass.
You can choose, baby.
I prefer spanking your ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
You two are a couple of immature horndogs.
Besides, if anyone's gonna spank Vash's ass it's gonna be me!
She is my MILF slave.:french:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gribble [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
That makes three of us.Quote:
Besides, if anyone's gonna spank Vash's ass it's gonna be me!
boy, did this thread go off or what? :D
I've known vashti the longest, and I'M the poolboy in this joint. This gives me the right to the first ass-whoopin that takes place on vashti.
some of us are too cool to be poolboys ...
dude ... u should learn to spell "wipe" ... I thought you wanted to know how to fight ... haha
Shorty, you were offered a perfectly good job as a chauffeur and you declined. I don't know what to do with you.
haha i have forgotten the spelling of many english words, as i am concentrating on my german very intensely.Quote:
Originally Posted by tooxshort [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
that is my excuse.
speaking of fights, some jackass in my accounting class was fiddling with my shit, and i didn't mind, but he grabbed my calculator and was going to delete everything off of it. he smiled at me like an asshole and flashed the screen at me, which was asking if he wanted to delete all my shit. i said "you delete anything off my calculator and i'll **** you up right here right now." everyone turned around and all eyes were on him. the teacher stopped lecturing and he was looking too. the punkass laughed like a little snot and put my calculator back on my desk and turned back around.
i made a big deal about it, but i paid big bucks for the calculator, and i have quite a few mathematical programs on it. i hate ****ing football jocks.
CaliBoy has changed you ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
and LilWing ...
I feel you on the calculator thing ... I'd be pissed too if someone tried to delete all the formulas I stored on mine ... I might of never passed math if I couldn't do that ...
ugh, how many times do i have to say it. vashhhhh is MINE so you little boys need to get to steppin.
heh, this fight over vash is getting interesting. all the big boys are staking their claim.
i ask though, does vash "belong" to any of you?
I don't mind that so long as I get to observe the spankings.Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Well she was originally Illusionals, but he run out of booze money and decided to sell her to Only_Virgins. But he got screwed over because Illusional falsely informed him that she was a Virgin. So OV was lumbered with a devirginized woman. He then thought "****, I gotta' get rid of her as fast as I can before anybody sees me with her", cos' that would like be the end of his Virgin rep. So he played Frasbee in a game of counterstrike for her in exchange for his virginity but OV lost and she become Frasbees property. Fras swapped her for a double whammy philly cheese steak with Tooxshort. But Tooxshort didn't really have no use for her so decided to flog her on Ebay. I then bought her for 6 dollars and 65 cents excluding p and p. Then Giga and sombra' decided they would try and kidnap her from my basement but obviously, lilwing and zarathu hax0red them with their leet skills and now I am currently talking to Gribble about a trade. Gribble is trying to trade me her for you. Whether you are really Gribbles property is another matter. I'm still debating whether I should take him up on the trade or not. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Taryn [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I'd swap Vash for a cheesesteak any day.
I told you I'd trade you a pack of Winston's for her, Kiechi. I said nothin' about Taryn.
Then I guess I'll just have to steal her from you. Muahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gribble [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I'd make Vashti cook me a cheesesteak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Maybe Vashti would make you into cheesesteak and feed you to Frasbee.
because i don't make into a cheesesteak. i make into chickenwing. kick'nwing haha :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Screw all you boys. I'm sticking with 'sombra.
dike. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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Little? I come right over there and pickup your ass up and carry you away, shorty.Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Don't make me get out the duct tape............Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
A thread about wiping shit, a shitty thread.
Smartest comment i've heard all day :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Only-virgins [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
A thread about ass wiping to vash spanking.... wtf, those rhyme quite well!
aaaaahahaha see. say what you will. she's mine bitches.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Fine then. I am going to spank your ass as well now. And carry your ass to the bed and duct tape you to it as well, with Vashti right next to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
that would be fun. vashhh and i could laugh together...
But to get the good cheesesteaks, you gotta go thru ME, SON!Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I am sure you be laughing when I use my big hands on your tight asses.:evil:Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
where's the moderators when you need 'em?
What is there to moderate?Quote:
Originally Posted by Taryn [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I was kidding kiechi, just a joke about how they are all swarming vash :D lol