List of Things not to do Story Too!!!

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17-06-04, 09:26 AM
sweetie_88

List of Things not to do Story Too!!!

Exodus 20

The Ten Commandments

1 And God spoke all these words:

2 "I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery.
3 "You shall have no other gods before [1] me.
4 "You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. 5 You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, 6 but showing love to a thousand {generations} of those who love me and keep my commandments.
7 "You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God, for the LORD will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name.
8 "Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy. 9 Six days you shall labor and do all your work, 10 but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the LORD your God. On it you shall not do any work, neither you, nor your son or daughter, nor your manservant or maidservant, nor your animals, nor the alien within your gates. 11 For in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but he rested on the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.
12 "Honor your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land the LORD your God is giving you.
13 "You shall not murder.
14 "You shall not commit adultery.
15 "You shall not steal.
16 "You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.
17 "You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor."

18 When the people saw the thunder and lightning and heard the trumpet and saw the mountain in smoke, they trembled with fear. They stayed at a distance 19 and said to Moses, "Speak to us yourself and we will listen. But do not have God speak to us or we will die."
20 Moses said to the people, "Do not be afraid. God has come to test you, so that the fear of God will be with you to keep you from sinning."
21 The people remained at a distance, while Moses approached the thick darkness where God was.
17-06-04, 09:32 AM
hallanole

you know i believe that people who hear god actually suffer from schizophrenia.

there were actual studies done and the majority who claimed they heard him were a sever case.

hmmm makes one wonder doesn't it.
17-06-04, 01:50 PM
Zekk_T_Strife

I spoke with God once, he took the form of Tweety Bird. He told me to break the phone then strip naked and throw my clothes in the trash on the curb. Ya know I still don't feel anymore saved.
17-06-04, 02:31 PM
sweetie_88

Quote:

Originally Posted by hallanole

you know i believe that people who hear god actually suffer from schizophrenia.

there were actual studies done and the majority who claimed they heard him were a sever case.

hmmm makes one wonder doesn't it.

Nope i think it sounds like a bunch of made up stuff. And I don't care where the proof is, it dosen't happen.
17-06-04, 02:31 PM
sweetie_88

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zekk_T_Strife

I spoke with God once, he took the form of Tweety Bird. He told me to break the phone then strip naked and throw my clothes in the trash on the curb. Ya know I still don't feel anymore saved.

Make fun now...understand later.
17-06-04, 06:05 PM
hallanole

it's not made up sweetie. i happend to learn this in my classes.
17-06-04, 07:57 PM
Zekk_T_Strife

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetie_88

Make fun now...understand later.

You wonder why I don't beleve in God? That, sweetie, is a THREAT of eternal damnation. Your religion sucks. :oriental:
17-06-04, 11:04 PM
sweetie_88

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zekk_T_Strife

You wonder why I don't beleve in God? That, sweetie, is a THREAT of eternal damnation. Your religion sucks. :oriental:

Now who's being rude?
17-06-04, 11:09 PM
BillyGalbreath

its not rude - its an opinion. come on - open your eyes people !
17-06-04, 11:13 PM
sweetie_88

---------;)
17-06-04, 11:15 PM
BillyGalbreath

Both Eyes !!! Lol !
18-06-04, 12:33 AM
Clifton

How about the most important commandmant, I shall make my own decisions and take responsibility for them.
18-06-04, 01:54 PM
Zekk_T_Strife

Thou shalt bring your own beer!
19-06-04, 10:02 AM
hallanole

oh i like that one Zekk! wanna join me for one? I hate being a lonely drinker. lmao.
19-06-04, 11:27 AM
Zekk_T_Strife

Zekk touches not the foul brew knownst as beer. Zekk only partakes in strong clear liquors from origin of Russia and Japan. (Vodka and Sake)
19-06-04, 11:42 AM
Breezy18

And didst thou indulge in one of those drinks on this fine night, Zekk? Referring to yourself in the third person. That's cute.
19-06-04, 05:32 PM
squirrley

im gonna hurl thinking about liquor...
19-06-04, 09:49 PM
Zekk_T_Strife

I haven't had a drink in a while, don't think I'll be partaking in any anytime soon either.
20-06-04, 03:36 AM
Breezy18

awe, poor Squirrley. Still not speaking to JD huh?
20-06-04, 07:45 AM
jane

WTF??? I go away and come to find the ten comandments posted?

SWEETY - STOP THROWING YOUR RELIGIOUS OPINIONS DOWN EVERYONES THROATS!

Thank you
26-06-04, 09:04 AM
Illusional

*IN ENTERS THE PEACE MAKER*

now now now children... (my young followers).. calm down

we have to understand that everyone had their own set of beliefs or commandmants that they follow. sweets has the 10 commandments that somehow has turned into about 20, while zekk has his theory on how god doesn't exist... however i have a better solution, why not follow my commandments. you'll enjoy life longer.

MY RULES TO LIVE LIVE BY
1. since thy shall die anyways, have fun in everything you do
2. since thy shall die anyways, never worry about tomorrow because you're unsure if it will ever come
3. since thy shall die anyways, have sex atleast once in your life because it's something that everyone MUST experience... damn the feeling
4. since thy shall die anyways, drink drink drink, and then drink some for me
5. since thy shall die anyways, any other vice that you may choose, because not everyone drinks
6. since thy shall die anyways, pour out some for the homies and the family because they brought you to this point in life

live by these rules or somewhere alongs the lines and you'll be fine.

raverboy
26-06-04, 09:50 AM
squirrley

Cheers to Raverboy!!!! here here my friend..glad youre back home!
26-06-04, 01:50 PM
m0by

7. Kiss the one you love before it's too late.
8. Drink drink drink, and then drink some for me.
9. Live adventurously.
10. Drink drink drink, and then drink some for me. Drink until you die. Amen.
28-06-04, 05:36 PM
armyPunk

It is not a threat of eternal damnation. It is a promise. God doesn't want anybody to go there. Thats why he makes such a case about it. He wants all to besaved. The 10 commandments are they to salvation as long as you live them and confess that you have broken them.
28-06-04, 05:37 PM
armyPunk

Sweety has a right to post up whatever she wants. if you are offended by them then don't read them
28-06-04, 09:08 PM
Zekk_T_Strife

army, this thread was already dead, no one cares anymore.