I just started going out with my girlfriend a few days ago, and she said she's going to love torturing me by giving me blue balls...what is that?
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I just started going out with my girlfriend a few days ago, and she said she's going to love torturing me by giving me blue balls...what is that?
lol sounds really fun...or am i just that stupid...
blue balls-a painful but temporary condition of the testicles, often the result of unrelieved sexual arousal
Sounds fun if your into that.
um...how exactly can she give it to me, just with words or like masturbating me and then stopping...
I think kick in the groin would give you blue balls. In any case, blue balls dosn't sound very appealing to me. I like mine nice and pink; like a plum.
lol ok thats enough responses i think i get it lol
actually wait...one more question about it...i havnt seem to got it yet, and my gf and i have been through a lot, um does every guy get it?
When a man becomes sexually aroused, blood flows into his penis and testicles (or balls). If he ejaculates, the blood flows out of his genitals more quickly than if he does not ejaculate. The discomfort men can feel when they have been sexually aroused but have not ejaculated is sometimes called "blue balls".
In other words your girl said shes gonna make you "happy" but not to happy.
"i havnt seem to got it yet, and my gf and i have been through a lot, um does every guy get it?"
once again i havnt seemed to get it yet...im kind of worried that theres something wrong
Ok i'll try to put this in a crude slang terminology.
Shes gonna get you hard but never make you ejaculate. When you get hard blood rushes to the penis. When you ejaculate blood rushes out of it very fast. but when you don't ejaculate it goes out very slowly. When it goes out slowly sometimes it can make your balls ache.
Yeah ive gotten it b4.. it sucks.. she did it on me and when i went for my soccer training later.. my balls were like.. numb and pain.. omg. the horrors~!!! :P :horror:
Torture torture torture. :evil::evil::evil:
Mercy Mercy Mercy.
Actually I'd like to ask a question. Do you guys actually have pain with that? Never in my life has it ever hurt when someone doesn't finish me off. There isn't any discomfort. This has lead me to believe that "blue balls" is just a lie that guys made up so that girls would feel bad and finish off their guys. I don't think its real cause I get hard so many times and really don't give two shits if I don't get off. It doesn't hurt or feel uncomfortable.
I had the WORST case of blue ballz....there's this girl I dated briefly awhile back (I think I posted on here about her) - well she was in town the other day, and we went to the club together, danced, grinded...she crashed at my place in my bed, then decided against anything.....apparently she remember her bf at the last minute.....now before you all going off judging - just hold up! - this guy is a cocaine head, steroid using, a**hole...
But yeah, that was one hell of a case of blue balls.
lol same here, it doesn't seem to bother meQuote:
Originally Posted by Zekk_T_Strife
actually - blue balls is a real phenomena, but the lie is that a guy needs to have intercourse to solve the problem. All a guy needs to do is orgasm - so materbation solves the problem. (Also I might add it usually a damn FINE orgasm at that)
I never had blue balls before - and there were quite a few times I would be going at it and then we would have to suddenly stop (i.e. the ex walks in to my apartment while we are on the couch... or we are on the couch at my dads house and then he will walk out of his room to get something from the kitchen) Once we stopped or got inturupted for any reason we never finished - we kinda "lost the excitement" or whatever...
But I never once got blue balls... weird.
Met her, gotten it, felt it, pain, enough for 1 lifetime..
my guy has gotten it before. he said he was in pain for 16 hours before it passed. i would hate to be him. and i could tell that he was in pain b/c he stayed in bed the next day and didnt want to do anything. it sounded like he was about to cry.
Sounds like an excuse to gather pity to me. I don't believe blue balls exists at all. I've been up and down so many times and never experienced any kind of discomfort whatsoever. I think it's just a lame excuse guys made up to get finished off.
I got this information from a magazine, enjoy!:
Blue balls are not just a figment of a male's imagination or a lame excuse to try and get you in the sack. Though it doesn't happen to all men, it is a very real condition that results from a prolonged state of sexual arousal. When a guy is physically turned on, blood flows to his penis, which is what gives him an erection, and his testicles, causing them to swell. If he doesn't ejaculate, there is a buildup of pressure, and his supersensitive balls feel the brunt of it. The sensation can range from a mild ache to worse-than-getting-kicked-in-the-crotch pain. But the bottom line is, it's not dangerous, and he can deal with it, whether that means giving himself a helping hand or just waiting it out. The blood will eventually drain, and any discomfort will disappear on its own.
In case you were wondering, it's called blue balls because the blood that's been in the scrotum for a while loses oxygen and can give the appearance of a bluish tinge -- although it sounds like something guys came up with to express just how sad they are that they can't come!
Oh whine whine whine, get over it guys, weak little men with their poor little balls get all hurty hurty? Aww, go wank off and quit whining.
yea thats what i'd do if i got it ... jerk that shit ...
Lol, thanks too short, made me laugh. :D
that doesnt always solve the problem though. either that or my guy had something else. but it lasted 16 hours and nothing he did made it any better. does that mean that there is a problem? should he have gone to a doctor or is that normal?
It means he wanted you to come over and **** him, blue balls isn't real.
finally a man who admits it! ;)
any guy who claims blueballs, in my experience, just want a piece.
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Originally Posted by hallanole
Any man just wants a piece anyway...regardless of the status of their balls
haha, I agree with the above 3 posters 100%.
Honestly though, when a chick tells you she is going to "give you blue balls", all that really means is that she is gonna tease you and not give you any. (sex/orgasms etc.)
When a guy tells you he has blue balls, all it really means is that he hasnt got any (sex etc.) in a long time.
Personally, I have never seen the real medical condition myself, nor have any of my male friends ever made mention of it. (The real condition.)
Hold on now.
I've experienced "blue balls" and it is not fun. I felt serious pain. It's not weather or not you've had it for a long time, it's a condition that happens when you get very aroused and don't get it. Like your going to and then someone rings on the doorbell interrupting you. I've never used it as an excuse to get sex. That's just pathetic, if you can't get it don't use blue balls as an excuse. One true thing though is that masturbation helps. You gotta choke that chicken.
But if she says she's going to give you blue balls then it sounds like that's all your getting.
Blue balls are basically you getting really really hard and then it goes away by itself, but while its goin away it hurts. I've had it once, had this girl I liked playing around with me in my bedroom and I got really really hard, as hard as a man can get, though it was concealed with my sheets, and I just relaxed and let it go down on its own, hurted like hell for a min tho...