Cant get my GF to give me head

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13-01-10, 10:03 AM
400ex

Cant get my GF to give me head

she said she doesnt like it, i never really got into it with her as to why, but I think its because she doesnt like seamean and she always says "Dick smells gross" however my hygene is great, she may have had a bad expierence with some one else or something when she was younger. I've been with this girl for 2 years and the only time she has givin me a blowjob was when she was drunk and randomly during sex.

We have been talking about it and she was asking me what turns me on the most and I told her lipstick + head would get me going like a beast and I thnk that got her thinking about it.

But I already go like a beast and always please her when we have sex, so its sort of like why even do it if she doesnt like it?

I have really good hygene.

I guess I could understand I dont like eating girls out ever since I had a terrible expierence with a girl from 4 years ago. Her Vagina smelled like roadkill and the stuff that collects in uncircumcised penises was in her labia.

Vagina cheese?:P
13-01-10, 10:04 AM
Junket

Dude.

Just.

Dude.
13-01-10, 11:40 AM
Wiredbomb0

haha!

Well, if you aren't comfortable on going down on her, then why should you expect her to go down on you? THINK!

It's not fair for one person to do one thing while the other person doesn't, that's just unfair. If you are afraid to down on her because of the way her vagina smells (or whatever), you should mention to her to keep it clean (lol!). Just talk with her about it, and make compromises here and there.
13-01-10, 05:53 PM
lhn

'Head' isn't a given. Some chicks just don't dig it. Some blokes don't go down on women.

If it bothers you and she doesn't change her mind then hopefully she pleases you enough in other areas to compensate.
13-01-10, 06:06 PM
qwertz

'seamean'.....LOL!
13-01-10, 06:29 PM
tropigal82

ROFLMAO.... Quote>>> "Her Vagina smelled like roadkill and the stuff that collects in uncircumcised penises was in her labia."

Oh God... that comment made me laugh so much but actually feel pretty sick too!!!! Uh!!!!

Well you can't make her do something if doesn't enjoy it. Personally I love giving head and seeing the pleasure a guy gets from it... I've been told that my technique is quite spectacular ;-)

However, I don't really enjoy having a guy going down on me. For some reason it doesn't turn me on and I don't find it sexy.
14-01-10, 09:34 AM
Illusional

haha so... what if she thinks that she has eve's forbidden apple for a vagina and you've got an either small or ugly dick that she doesn't want in her mouth.. stop being so one sided.

raverboy
15-01-10, 01:11 AM
sAsAk1

It's just like you said. If she doesn't want to and you don't want to go down on her AND you're already having a blast in bed then why push it. If you're only looking for something new and exiting there are other ways but just give up on the bj and find something else ;) Trust me there's still a lot more to explore :P XDDD
21-01-10, 02:34 AM
vnderdosed

I don't think it would be right to pressure her into anything she doesn't want to do. It would just be like if she pressured you into eating her out.
21-01-10, 02:35 AM
Gigabitch

You're perfect together, actually.
21-01-10, 02:54 AM
NeoSeminole

OP, trade her in for a better model
21-01-10, 05:32 AM
Coco

Your girlfriend sucks. Seamean won't hurt you.
21-01-10, 05:38 AM
Gigabitch

He won't go south either.
21-01-10, 11:04 AM
Heratriumphant

It comes down to the golden rule.

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.
21-01-10, 01:20 PM
Cbrider

I have seen a lot of posts and stuff in general on here, but this safely falls in the TMI category.
21-01-10, 01:59 PM
NeoSeminole

bwahahaha, I love the tags on this thread: "rotten labia cheese" and "vaginal roadkill"
24-01-10, 04:15 PM
tufty

femfresh anyone?.......
28-01-10, 06:31 AM
green17

I don't see any problem here. Neither person likes to give oral sex. So it's a wash.
29-01-10, 01:03 PM
Errr

Well first things first you can't get upset and expect a girl to give you head if you won't go down on her either!
And yea some girls just don't like to, it doesn't have to be about your hygiene at all, dick does have its own smell, and no its not always pleasant to someone.
Everyone has their own scent, everyones is different...
I don't think you have a right to bitch, even if she had a bad expierence, you won't do it cause you did. Don't expect her to.
I dated a guy who loved getting head but would never ever go down on me either. So guess what? He quit getting head, even though I'm not to fond of receiving oral, I'm sure the hell not gonna give if there is no way in hell I'm getting it if I want it
29-01-10, 08:22 PM
lhn

I was with someone who didn't particularly enjoy giving head cos it hurt her jaw very quickly and she wasn't fond of disappointing me.
I constantly went down on her cos I love it. There was no problem there although I do love receiving oral... typical bloke I hear u scream!

Sex isn't always about equality imo. BUT, addressing the OP's post... get real! You wont go down on her but expect her to suck you off? Hahaha... no chance buddy!
29-01-10, 08:29 PM
sookie6

Quote:

Originally Posted by lhn [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I constantly went down on her cos I love it.

All along I had narrowed you down as the best catch on the forum...
this just confirms it!

Sorry for the other guys...you are great too but my radar is seldom wrong these days!
29-01-10, 10:54 PM
lhn

Haha maybe I should upload some pics and that will send you packing. A few people on here have seen some and let me tell you... they're not for the faint hearted ;-)
29-01-10, 10:59 PM
Asip4u

Neither person likes to give oral sooo...PIITP?
30-01-10, 12:37 AM
Aeradalia

Have you thought about learning how to live without blowjobs?

Or...

Overcoming your fear of going down on a woman?

Or...

Accept your predicament as is and stop complaining.

There are two things you can change here:

Yourself...

or...

Exchange your girlfriend for one that doesn't want to receive oral but likes to give it... and, of course... meets all your other requirements -- hopefully.
30-01-10, 12:52 AM
Gigabitch

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asip4u [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Neither person likes to give oral sooo...PIITP?

Can she PIIHP too?
30-01-10, 04:35 AM
Asip4u

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Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Can she PIIHP too?

He can answer that..but I hear some guys actually do enjoy that sort of thing. :)
30-01-10, 06:46 AM
qwertz

What does PIIHP stand for?
30-01-10, 08:00 AM
Asip4u

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwerty123 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

What does PIIHP stand for?

lol..Lloyd(one of the posters awhile back) use to always say that..Put It In The Pooper!
30-01-10, 08:03 AM
lovesjoyajm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asip4u [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

lol..Lloyd(one of the posters awhile back) use to always say that..Put It In The Pooper!

Wait, now I'm confused. Who are you? And how long have you been around?

Edit: Also, had no idea Lloyd got his Bachelor's in math. I feel like we're kindred spirits and I never knew it... and now it's too late.
30-01-10, 08:08 AM
misombra

i miss lloyd a lot. hmmmm those were the days.
30-01-10, 08:10 AM
Asip4u

Quote:

Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

i miss lloyd a lot. hmmmm those were the days.

i was just thinking that too..those were the days.
31-01-10, 05:15 PM
playfulfox

at least some girl is letting you have sex lol... be grateful for that or find another girl but most women like oral so you better service her too!
02-02-10, 09:09 PM
lastwish

I love giving oral to a guy but if he doesn't go down on me too, it pisses me off. I would stop giving all together. So, if you want her to go down on you, you have to do the same for her. Maybe you guys can try it in the shower after washing up?