How can I tell my guy..subtly to eat me out....hints anyway.. to do it..
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How can I tell my guy..subtly to eat me out....hints anyway.. to do it..
He should take a hint if you push him in that direction.
The morning after sex, hop up and take a shower... then nudely wander into the kitchen and grab something he really likes and a spoon. Jump back into bed, and feed him a little.
Whoops.
You've spilled some. Whoops, again.
That should do the trick.
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Originally Posted by Doc Durian [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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Hmmm...
Do you know if he likes to do it? or is specifically against it?
If not... 69 to break the ice? It can be a crappy position contrary to the amount of publicity it receives but maybe it will help.
Is he relatively inexperienced in the bedroom?
Play with yourself infront of him....Grab his hand and make him touch you and whisper in his ear to replace his fingers with his tongue...
Tell your man to kiss you down there.
Tell him you'll give him a blow job if he eats you out. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Smita [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Porn. A picture is worth a thousand words.
What's wrong with you?
Don't put food on your crotch. Food and sex don't mix well for some people.
Not on her crotch... lower inner outer inner outer borders... You know... somewhere close enough for her to wriggle and slightly moan and/or twitch a smidge.Quote:
Originally Posted by doppelgaenger [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
He'll think... holy hell, one of those. She likes that sort of thing. This is foreign territory but I'm going for it if she keeps making those chipmunk noises.
She'll probably reciprocate after and the pavlovian link will be established to him.
^ Or she could save time and just ask.
How seductive is that?
Puddings, Sweets, and Condiments bring intrigue to food and relationships (they're arguably similar, if you think about it) ;)
Meh... I see a greater risk of misunderstanding when you don't sort out the likes and dislikes at the beginning. You'll end up wasting a lot of time with someone 'mysterious' who in reality turns out to be someone you're incompatible with.
If you can't be honest and talk to your lover/best friend, then what's the point -- aside from sex?
Those likes and dislikes get sorted out in their own due time. It's not as if two potential lovers make their first date at a restaurant where instead of a Mariachi band coming to their table, two scribes in 12th century tights saunter up and take their turns saying, "hear ye, hear ye, hear ye... person of the fairer, (or caveman) persuasion would like it known to ye the following: He (She) does not entertain stone fruit in the kitchen basket, sock drying racks hung over toilet ceilings (because farts are an untapped source of hot air) or double digit penetration without at least 2 hours of coaxing and pretend argument lovemaking with added cuddle and salami sandwich run,...Non-negotiable. Do both of you take this other person as a potential mate knowing full well that it could end at any given second if the wrong move or word is said? Say yay or nay?."
Tad melodramatic.. eh?
Anyway, we're talking about matters pertaining to sex -- something which is perfectly ok to discuss and ask questions about after the preliminary "getting to know you" routine. That was my point.
That's cool.
I was just implying that we'll unlikely know the other person completely. Likes, needs, and wants change with time.
I reckon the easiest way would be doing a 69 - Win win situation.
Don't be subtle about it...just say "Hey, how do you feel about eating me out? Want to try it?"
Do bear in mind that most guys are disgusted by giving a woman oral sex and will refuse to do it, but will expect you to give them oral and swallow the results of the explosion without complaints. Strange standards, but that seems to be the norm. Try some flavored lubricant or a dental dam (a condom cut up one side is a good alternative) if he's squeamish.
I disagree, in my experience, most guys LOVE it. It's usually the ones that are not sure about what they are doing that won't go down there. Once they have a little experience and see the pleasure it gives a woman, they can't get enough of it. If you find it hard to ask, maybe watch a dvd together and when an oral scene comes on, ask him what he thinks about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkNeko [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Your first sentence started off so well...Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkNeko [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
The rest seems a little off the mark.
Btw... to the OP, flavoured lube has always tasted nasty in my experience.
Sorry lhn...I'm just going by my own experience. I've only ever known one man out of all my male friends who would go down on a woman, and that was more a matter of him not minding as opposed to wanting to do it. All the others found it disgusting...I think because they all at one point tried it and the girls they were with had a nasty odor, which turned those guys off to giving oral without hope of giving it another chance.
flavoured lube is gross.
I cant imagine a guy not wanting to eat out his woman. I enjoy it so much, I make sure she cums twice with my tongue before I enter her. I think if he doesn't do it on his own, then it's not his thing. Make sure you are super clean and healthy down there.
Sounds like you have a lot of icky girlfriends. Just sayin.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkNeko [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
This is one of the reasons' that I get so much pu**y I LOVE...LOVE...LOVE>>> eating a woman. Nothing on earth smells better, or tastes better than clean, healthy C**T. IMHO!!!!!!
^ Wow... not even I have that much enthusiasm.
Perryville, you're something special. :)
I tell em "you have to lick the clit if you want me to zuck ur dick"