I'm now allowed to put it in her butt...without a condom!
This is awesome, I should have proposed sooner!
On the downside I've been working insane hours and have not been able to take advantage of it.
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I'm now allowed to put it in her butt...without a condom!
This is awesome, I should have proposed sooner!
On the downside I've been working insane hours and have not been able to take advantage of it.
why would you have anal sex without a condom??
how did you do it?
Please wash your dick thouroughly before re-entering into the vagina. You won't be able to do anything with her for a while if you don't.
It really is amazing that giving her a ring bought you a ticket into her ring...
Kidz these dayzzzz.
lmfao!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I am more worried about your penis than her vagina. You are going to get a urinary tract infection. You are at higher risk than she is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Anus, anulus!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
You can indulge in your weed, and binge drinking, and whatever else it is you like to partake in from time to time.
Let me have mine.
lol, your love of butt sex is what makes you youQuote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
the thought of anal sex just makes me cringe.
Who, me? I don't do drugs, and I don't binge drink.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
You indulge in dead languages.Quote:
Originally Posted by doppelgaenger [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
LOL, I hear ya...
I made my oldest son cringe today when I told him I'd lost a couple of pounds due to being a newlywed.
"Daaaaaaaaaaad! Ewwwwwwww! Oh well, at least B_____'s pretty."
LOL!!!! Parents should never TMI their children. My mum does it to me all the time, especially now that she has jumped the fence.
Anal sex...well, if you love it so much then why didn't you just give a ring to your favorite gay friend who likes to be a bottom? It is the same basic anus, ya know? It smells like shit, just like your fiance's, and your gay friend won't get cottage-cheese thighs....he probably takes better care of his glutes and legs that she does :)
Anyway, I'd rather be a woman and all of her special woman parts, than to do something violent to her butt. I know that others won't agree, but that's just my way of thinking.
Should read "I'd rather be with a woman..." typo, sorry :)
Violent? If there's violence involved, that'd be horrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by CAM [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Tearing her rectal lining, which is what generally happens during anal sex, and possibly damaging her sphincter or puncturing her intestine (causing serious infection)....those aren't "violent" acts on the human body? Of course they are.Quote:
Originally Posted by HeartIsAching [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Her vagina is built for sex and for giving birth, too. Use things what they were made for.
Enjoy the sex while you can. After she pops out a kid, there could be a long dry spell.
This is funny, enjoy it while you can, fras ....
You think a gay man can't give you an awesome blowjob or handjob?Quote:
Originally Posted by CAM [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
It wouldn't be an option that enters my mind, so I couldn't really answer the question. The reason I don't consider it is because the best part of sex with a woman is that it is with a woman. I'm 100% hetero.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
The most important thing to me is not my orgasm, which I guess could be had in several ways. If one is only looking for any old orgasm, then by all means...go **** your best buddy, the 18 year old boy next door, the dog, whatever...particularly if you have divorced yourself from all notions of good and evil, right and wrong, moral and immoral, natural and unnatural.
The most important thing is that I'm smelling and tasting and feeling all of her.
So, "all of her" would include her anal area then.Quote:
The most important thing is that I'm smelling and tasting and feeling all of her.
Are you offering? Kawink.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I think in a couple weeks you need to take back the ring and go "Psyche! Just wanted more anal!" and then you can rinse and repeat. Sure, she'll be a bit peeved for a while but she'll forget eventually.
All of her body intended for insertions...her anus is meant for excretions...and is built accordingly. I consider anal sex unnatural and immoral... I am allowed to hold an opinion based on a set of values. The Liberals haven't taken that freedom away (yet). Although, if I were in Holland, they'd probably have me arrested for holding a view that might offend...someone...anyone....Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Don't worry, when you get an anal fistula, your national health insurance will pay for it...out of everyone's pocket, regardless of what they believe about your choices.
Of who?Quote:
Originally Posted by CAM [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
How many women have you burned through, and you're trying to rain on my parade with your moral values?
Anal fistula: [url]http://www.drpravingupta.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/anal_fistula_multiple.171155929_std.jpg[/url]
Rectal prolapse: [url]http://img.medscape.com/pi/emed/ckb/clinical_procedures/79926-79927-80982-1737402.jpg[/url]
She liked anal sex way too much (pic of her when she was dying of anal cancer): [url]http://blstb.msn.com/i/4D/6B9C8FADC799C2226456D41A544EF.jpg[/url]
...yeah, anal sex...doesn't look too tempting now, does it?
I think smokers will be using our socialized health care way more then those that indulge in the back door. Just a guess though... I'm thinking too that cervical cancer due to HPV and multiple partners is more prevalent than cancer of the anus.. I'd have to google that to be sure though. Granted more vaginal sex is going on that anal probing but still.. Is ANYTHING really safe these days?Quote:
Originally Posted by CAM [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Did you know marijuana and alcohol are gateway drugs??Quote:
Originally Posted by CAM [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Did you know that pre-marital sex can lead to AIDS?!
Look what happened to New Orleans, God was trying to cleanse the world of that immoral city.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by CAM [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
oh my god, he's too much... i can't take it
It stands to reason that providing an assymetric diarrhea-like stream of unrelated information will be proof-positive that you are correct in your behavior. By that same illogic, you will eventually die so if someone killed you in a drunk-driving accident, they would be guilty only of fast-forwarding your life and wasting your time. And if someone molested you...well, you were going to have bad sex anyway, so what's the problem?Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
If your point is that risk is everywhere...duh. Is it possible to avoid risks? Yes. We have brains that calculate risk/benefit. We all have a different calculus. We all have different morals, too.
Most people these days want zero risk in their lives. They want health care provided, education provided, etc. It doesn't mean that they don't want to do anything...they just don't want to pay the consequences....all benefit and no cost.
Smoking: I don't smoke.
Drink: Minimal
Drugs: Never
Premarital sex: Yes, but monogamously. As far as HIV goes, it is primarily transmitted by IV drug users, gays, and bisexuals (who like anal sex indiscriminately)...I remember the article about AIDS in Discover magazine in 1985...they said (in a non PC way, god forbid) that AIDS would largely be the price one paid for anal sex. That reality hasn't changed very much. Blood transfusions are fairly safe in the West but elsewhere not because their protocols are ****ed up.
It is funny to have morals? I'd bet that you wouldn't dare laugh at a Muslim while traveling in Palestine for his/her moral code? Would you laugh at a black woman while walking in the South side because she doesn't believe in interracial marriage? Bet not.Quote:
Originally Posted by doppelmakemelol [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Cam.
Shut up.
Also, your hysterical laughter...is typical of lower primates when they don't how to react to something they don't understand. Are you rocking back and forth on your branch while crapping and peeing on yourself?Quote:
Originally Posted by doppelmakemelol [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Well, you are a site moderator, so "Yes, sir!" I won't use logic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
You haven't so far...Quote:
Originally Posted by CAM [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
LOL ,when did you last time read something aboud HIV/AIDS? In 80's? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by CAM [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Impossible to argue with people whose replies are so idiotic that they defy logic. Good day.
No, what's idiotic is you who clearly came to screw someone's thread. It's not a discussion about anal , there are many many more where you can give your input, but this is about a guy who simply thinks that getting engaged doesn't have to be only nice to the woman, that some women give other pleasures in return. I also am not fan of anal, but we already discussed this before, this thread was supposed to be funny . I guess you need to go back to your empty room where you feel the best .