..and for guys, aren't you afraid the girl might puke on you?
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..and for guys, aren't you afraid the girl might puke on you?
Drunk sex is kind of like going to taco bell. It sounds like a good idea when you're all amped up after watching the commercials... but then it just ends up in a sloppy mess of taco sauce and the inability to cum.
Hey-o! Fascinating. Damned good analogy!
I find drunk sex (not plastered beyond ability to stand but drunk) makes everything feel stronger and both people act more playful. I love getting slightly drunk and then having sex with my husband. In fact a bit of alcohol in me guarantees I'll be asking for it.
Nothing more annoying than a drunk woman. I cant even be arsed to talk to them when they are drunk, nevermind pumping them. The only time a man should be drunk before sex, is if the woman is very ugly, and it just wont happen unless you are pissed.
In your case, I bet the woman would have to get drunk beforehand.
Alcohol increases desire, but decreases quality of performance, especially for men. (yeah, I said it.)
True. So drunk sex clearly is generally worth avoiding, yeah?
It's not worth your effort but for the sake of experience, you may want to try it once. :D
Tipsy sex is fun, plastered hammered sex is lame.
Just one of the things I'd prefer I didn't have to learn the hard way.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
what kinda limp lazy dick action to you have?? can't cum....Quote:
Originally Posted by ttylox [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
raverboy
Ah, that sounds a lot better.Quote:
Originally Posted by bcgirl [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
If you both are that shittered, you won't remember if you did or not. The only thing you really notice is your arm missing from chewing it off as to not disturb the coyote ugly bitch you probably nailed from the night before. Mornings can be a bitch.
***note, leave before you sober up.
Movies kinda mislead the uninitiated to think drunk sex is the greatest of all; apparently, as pointed out here, it is far from glamorous, lol.
atleast get a round two before you sober up.Quote:
Originally Posted by smackie9 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
raverboy
A few drinks always helps loosen things up. Way too many causes whisky dick and vomit. A magnum of baby duck has a very narrow window once she consumed it all. I can perform easily with many drinks though. I just don't think that cleaning up her puke is sexy.
Yes, I agree. :) Tipsy would be the perfect state in to have sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by bcgirl [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
DRUNK SEX= amazing oral from her,usually..just saying..and for the fear of her puking on you,just get her from behind
A couple of drinks to get the juices flowing (as stated above). It's not enjoyable if both parties are too drunk to know what they are doing. Don't know how wet a girl can be when she is wasted. As for guys, we are likely to fall asleep while eating her pussy. That's embarrasing.
And also annoying.Quote:
Originally Posted by phantom694u [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I knew a chick like that. But unfortunately for her, when I am drunk or tipsy I just want to party and sex is the farthest thing on my mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by kageri [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
You've never seen "the hangover" have u?Quote:
Originally Posted by Love'sReject [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I have and it was informative; I had no idea how painfully unfunny adult comedies have gotten. And it gave me unreal expectations for my first time to Vegas this summer. I didn't wake up with an alligator in the hotel room. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by bcgirl [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]