A woman's misshapen vagina

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07-01-14, 07:19 PM
anastasis

A woman's misshapen vagina

I have a really good friend girl and we have talked a lot about all kinds of things. I consider her to be a seriously good friend and someone for whom I have pure platonic love.

Well, one night we were laying on her bed and talking about her vagina. She stated that she had a condition that made it so that her vagina was misshapen. She yearned to be able have sex with a man, but said she never could get penetration because her vagina was misshapen.

Has anyone ever heard of such a condition? I would like to send her some medical advice. She lives in a different country, so I'm sure how good the health care services are there.
08-01-14, 02:28 AM
dem862

There is a genetic condition where a woman is born without a uterus and/or ovaries. The vagina can be anything from completely absent to very shallow. They may or may not have a functioning clitoris. They can still be sexual, just not have full penetration in the vagina. There is surgery that can construct a functional vagina, it is called vaginoplasty. Skin is removed from the inside of the mouth or the abdomen and grafted into the vaginal chamber. It is a 4-6 hour surgery with about a week of recovery time/ bed rest. She will usually have to use dilators to keep the vagina from growing shut, or have regular intercourse, of course.
08-01-14, 07:00 AM
anastasis

Very interesting. I may fly her over and see if we can't get that done for her. No reason for her to go all through life without marriage and children. Thanks. I'll look into it. :-)
08-01-14, 07:33 AM
HeartIsAching

It's fascinating that you're willing to talk about a "woman's missapen vagina" when you've never seen one in person, nor are even willing to.
08-01-14, 07:41 AM
anastasis

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Originally Posted by HeartIsAching [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

It's fascinating that you're willing to talk about a "woman's missapen vagina" when you've never seen one in person, nor are even willing to.

I never intended to even discuss her misshapen vagina. We were in a situation where I was forced to sleep with her in her bed. We were laying in bed watching Lars and the Real Girl and she wanted to discuss the issue. She apologized to me that she couldn't have sex with me, because she really wanted to. This was strange to me as I was in the friend zone and didn't want to have sex with her anyway. She told me that she wanted to try and see if she could achieve penetration with me. I said no.

I simply want her to get the medical services she needs. And no, I'm really not interested in seeing her misshapen vagina. So you're right.
08-01-14, 07:58 AM
HeartIsAching

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Originally Posted by anastasis [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

So you're right.

Of course I am. I always am. Just ask me.
08-01-14, 08:02 AM
anastasis

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Originally Posted by HeartIsAching [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Of course I am. I always am. Just ask me.

And how many misshapen vaginas are you zealous to exam, eh?

Right.
08-01-14, 10:09 AM
Wakeup

What is the definition of a "shapen" vagina? They're like snowflakes... No two are alike.
08-01-14, 12:35 PM
anastasis

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What is the definition of a "shapen" vagina? They're like snowflakes... No two are alike.

A well shapen vagina should correspond to the Golden Ratio and form a proportionate Vesica Piscis according to the theories of Art, Mathematics and higher Aesthetic theory. It should not be too large, nor should it be too small. A protruding clitoris that is disproportionate is not desirable to a philosopher. It should also have good coloration tones approximating the pigments of a Meadow Saffron in spring. This is well suited to both the artistic and poetic overtures of Love.
08-01-14, 12:58 PM
Wakeup

:emot108: How poetic...
08-01-14, 01:00 PM
anastasis

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:emot108: How poetic...

I'm a Libra. That's what I do.
08-01-14, 01:01 PM
Wakeup

In the "Vagina Monologues" They asked Rosanne Barr what her vagina smelled like. She answered:

"Like my husbands face."
08-01-14, 01:04 PM
anastasis

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Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

In the "Vagina Monologues" They asked Rosanne Barr what her vagina smelled like. She answered:

"Like my husbands face."

What a crass pig she is.

If she had any tantric awareness about her she would know that the Vesica should be treated and soaked with warm essential oil of Spikenard and Myrrh well before the Royal Cunnilingus Rite.

I cannot tolerate these unseemly, ignorant swine masses.
08-01-14, 01:25 PM
Wakeup

Oh be quietith.
08-01-14, 05:54 PM
anastasis

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Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Oh be quietith.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZaEP51rtmg
08-01-14, 07:45 PM
Wakeup

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZaEP51rtmg

Wise guy eh... take this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hAIKSLKTjg
08-01-14, 07:51 PM
anastasis

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Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Wise guy eh... take this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hAIKSLKTjg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5TMtQdaZHA
08-01-14, 08:33 PM
vashti

misshapen vagina = penis.
08-01-14, 08:47 PM
anastasis

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misshapen vagina = penis.

What?

If you're refering to Freud's theories of clitoral penis envy, then no I disagree.

A misshapen vagina is a misshapen vagina. I have learned that sometimes there is curvature malformity. This may be able to be resolved through surgeries today, I am glad to discover. I plan to inform my friend of options.
09-01-14, 06:24 AM
HeartIsAching

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Originally Posted by anastasis [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I'm a Libra. That's what I do.

So you believe that the earth's orbital position at the time of your birth affects your life somehow?
09-01-14, 07:44 AM
Starnique

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What?

If you're refering to Freud's theories of clitoral penis envy, then no I disagree.

A misshapen vagina is a misshapen vagina. I have learned that sometimes there is curvature malformity. This may be able to be resolved through surgeries today, I am glad to discover. I plan to inform my friend of options.

I'm curious as to why she haven't been got this issue resolved. I love sex and just like doing it. I would've been gotten mines fixed. That's weird her parents didn't look into this. What's up with that?
09-01-14, 08:36 AM
BackUpOrGetStng

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Originally Posted by HeartIsAching [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

So you believe that the earth's orbital position at the time of your birth affects your life somehow?

Ironic, one with a signature like yours finds it out of the realm of possibility. If we are the Universe made manifest, why shouldn't these massive energies affect us in some way?

Our understanding of matter and energy barely scratches the surface of what's to be understood. We do believe them to be inextricably bound though. Are you familiar with the principles of superposition and quantum entanglement? The Universe is a much weirder, crazier place than we can probably comprehend at this point in our evolution.
09-01-14, 10:17 AM
anastasis

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I'm curious as to why she haven't been got this issue resolved. I love sex and just like doing it. I would've been gotten mines fixed. That's weird her parents didn't look into this. What's up with that?

I do believe it has been a lack of money for the necessary operation, which is ironic as she lives in a socialist country with supposedly socialized medicine. Of course, since socialized medicine is a crock, other options need to be put on the table. I'm seriously considering flying her over to the states for a while to fix this problem. I need to do some more research for the time being.
09-01-14, 10:24 AM
anastasis

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Originally Posted by HeartIsAching [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

So you believe that the earth's orbital position at the time of your birth affects your life somehow?

In short, yes. However, I'm not an astrological fatalist. My theory of phenomena is Christian thelemic in its basic affirmative thesis. So, I'm not a Calvinist, I'm an Armenian in my views of freewill. I believe that the planetary spheres at certain aspects offer various energy potentials. I believe that they mean something because I am a theist and believe in an meaningful universe, unlike an existentialist. Not only do I believe that planetary harmonics provide various energy potentials, but I believe they are carriers of LOGOS. I believe that the seven classical visible planets are connected to the seven archangels and pertain to various regions of the body human. The rest of the planets pertain to unseen, subconcious regions. I wouldn't be much of a Biblical student or credant theologian if I didn't believe this when it is stated as a given in the Hebrew and Greek bibles.

So yes, my worldview is far removed from the modern boredoms of historic-materialism and existentialism. I really do think that this is the most boring philosophical era through which the world has ever gone. I'm glad I'm not a part of it.
26-01-14, 09:26 PM
AnErin

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Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

In the "Vagina Monologues" They asked Rosanne Barr what her vagina smelled like. She answered:

"Like my husbands face."

Oh christ. It's OK, I wasn't planning on eating for a few days anyways.