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22-03-07, 07:23 AM
gaddes

best pickup lines

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

:evil:
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always cum when you're fingered?"

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Nice Shoes. Wanna ****?

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Lindsey?
22-03-07, 10:00 AM
anachronistic

haha those are funny.

'do you have a baby?' no. 'do you want one?'
22-03-07, 10:44 AM
gaddes

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Originally Posted by lilwing [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

haha those are funny.

'do you have a baby?' no. 'do you want one?'

i wonder if they will work on
Tiay lmao
22-03-07, 11:20 AM
anachronistic

it won't.

"i'm an artist" cool, so what kind of stuff do you do? "well i'd like to paint a picture of you naked"
22-03-07, 11:44 AM
Gribble

Nice shirt you got there, but I bet it'd look even better wadded up on my bedroom floor.
23-03-07, 12:00 AM
Gigabitch

Got any Irish in you?

Want some?
23-03-07, 12:24 AM
Gribble

Heh. That's my favorite line. Everyone knows it, though.
23-03-07, 03:06 AM
gaddes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Got any Irish in you?

Want some?

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?

Can I flirt with you?
23-03-07, 03:08 AM
Gigabitch

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaddes [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Oh, I love this one! So funny!
23-03-07, 10:53 AM
tooxshort

How about a math lesson?

Let's add you and me ...

Subtract your clothes ...

Divide your legs ...

and let's multiply ...
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I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bedrock!
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You don't sweat much for a fat chick ...
23-03-07, 11:19 AM
anachronistic

hey baby, the names claus. santa claus.

i need to take my sack of goodies to the toy-shop if you know what i mean.
23-03-07, 01:09 PM
The Great OV!!!

Wanna ****?
28-03-07, 10:12 PM
anxious

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaddes [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

:evil:
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always cum when you're fingered?"

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Nice Shoes. Wanna ****?

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Lindsey?

those lines are pathetic and you will get a slap or walk off.