read this poem! it's funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.


Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.


The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?


I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then ~
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack


God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask Him to free u from darkness
And if after you pray
And you're still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

Very Funny
I Like Some Of It

Haha...love it.

lol i like the beautiful one, its sort of mean though

yeah mean but funny

sooooooo funny~~~~~~~it makes me laugh~although the last second i was so upset~~~~~~~

soooo funy thanks

Haha. Did you wrote it? A bit funny... But here in Brazil you could hear better ones!

It's funny!!

i thought it was funni cheered me up though :D if u get nemore please write them on here :D

I like the whole haiku/engrish rhythym. Funny in a zen way... almost.

i got past the third one and realized how childish this is.

raverboy