How do you responses when your ex message you?

1. How are you these days?
I'm sorry, who is that?
2. It's me, what are you doing now
Breathe
3. I dreamed of you last night
See me run away scarily?
4. I want to come back with you
Of course you do, you can never find another perfect girl like me
5. I will do everything to make you forgive me
Plz don't tell anyone that I know you, I feel disgusted
6. You have forgotten everything?
No, how can I forgot such terrible things
7. I want to see you
Yes, you can see my Facebook photos, I set it public
8. I want to meet you
Wait in queue
9. I can't live without you
Seen
10. You can't find someone like me in this world
Thank god
11. Give me one more chance
Let me ask my bf first
12. Plz come back to me, I will take care of you for my whole life
She is showering
source: wtluv.com

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